Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

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[Lost User]

I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. :-D

[RUs123]

If you don't have a mirror just look into the glass, then drink with eyes open to be safe.

[Slacker007]

yes. and if you are asked to watch from a far, then you need standard issue binoculars, as well. Just saying. :)

[jeron1]

No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

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[chriselst]

Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

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[Dennis_E]

I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.

[Lost User]

You mean she doesn't let you out? :laugh:

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[Sascha Lefevre]

So only the clear stuff, right?

[Lost User]

I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

[Mark_Wallace]

Cornelius Henning wrote:

My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

The truth, the whole truth...

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[Lost User]

No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

[Mark_Wallace]

OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

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[Lost User]

:)

[rnbergren]

Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

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[Duncan Edwards Jones]

It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

[Lost User]

I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

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[Sascha Lefevre]

sláinte! :beer:

[Lost User]

You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[phil o]

You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

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