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  • D Dennis_E

    I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.

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    Sascha Lefevre
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    So only the clear stuff, right?

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    • L Lost User

      You mean she doesn't let you out? :laugh:

      How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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      Lost User
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      I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

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      • L Lost User

        I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. :-D

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Cornelius Henning wrote:

        My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

        The truth, the whole truth...

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Cornelius Henning wrote:

          My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

          The truth, the whole truth...

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Lost User
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          No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

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          • L Lost User

            No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

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            Mark_Wallace
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            OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Lost User
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              :)

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                rnbergren
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                Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

                To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Duncan Edwards Jones
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                  It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                  • C chriselst

                    Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                    Lost User
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                    I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

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                    • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                      It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                      Sascha Lefevre
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                      sláinte! :beer:

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                      • L Lost User

                        I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

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                        Lost User
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                        You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

                        How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                        • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                          It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                          phil o
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                          You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

                          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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                          • S Sascha Lefevre

                            So only the clear stuff, right?

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                            Dennis_E
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                            Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.:cool:

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Sander Rossel
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                              Regards, Sander

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                              • J jeron1

                                No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                                Daniel Pfeffer
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                                jeron1 wrote:

                                No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                                "Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."

                                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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