Thought of the day

[Mark_Wallace]

Cornelius Henning wrote:

My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

The truth, the whole truth...

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

[Mark_Wallace]

OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

:)

[rnbergren]

Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

[Lost User]

I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

[Sascha Lefevre]

sláinte! :beer:

[Lost User]

You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[phil o]

You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[Dennis_E]

Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.:cool:

[Sander Rossel]

Watch you're getting enough. You don't want to crumble up like a raisin :D

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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Daniel Pfeffer]

jeron1 wrote:

No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

"Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill