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  • L Lost User

    No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

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    Mark_Wallace
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    OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Lost User
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      :)

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        rnbergren
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        Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

        To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Duncan Edwards Jones
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          It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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          • C chriselst

            Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

            Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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            Lost User
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            I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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            • D Duncan Edwards Jones

              It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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              Sascha Lefevre
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              sláinte! :beer:

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              • L Lost User

                I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

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                Lost User
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                You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

                How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                  It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                  phil o
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                  You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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                  • S Sascha Lefevre

                    So only the clear stuff, right?

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                    Dennis_E
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                    Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.:cool:

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Sander Rossel
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                      Watch you're getting enough. You don't want to crumble up like a raisin :D

                      Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                      Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                      Regards, Sander

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                      • J jeron1

                        No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        jeron1 wrote:

                        No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                        "Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."

                        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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