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  • M Mark_Wallace

    OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Lost User
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    :)

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      rnbergren
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      Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

      To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Duncan Edwards Jones
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        It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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        • C chriselst

          Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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          Lost User
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          I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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          • D Duncan Edwards Jones

            It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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            Sascha Lefevre
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            sláinte! :beer:

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            • L Lost User

              I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

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              Lost User
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              You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

              How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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              • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                phil o
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                You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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                • S Sascha Lefevre

                  So only the clear stuff, right?

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                  Dennis_E
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                  Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.:cool:

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    Watch you're getting enough. You don't want to crumble up like a raisin :D

                    Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                    Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                    Regards, Sander

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                    • J jeron1

                      No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      jeron1 wrote:

                      No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                      "Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."

                      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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