Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. Thought of the day

Thought of the day

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
question
23 Posts 14 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    J Offline
    J Offline
    jeron1
    wrote on last edited by
    #5

    No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

    D 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      C Offline
      C Offline
      chriselst
      wrote on last edited by
      #6

      Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

      L 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        D Offline
        D Offline
        Dennis_E
        wrote on last edited by
        #7

        I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.

        S 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • L Lost User

          I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. :-D

          L Offline
          L Offline
          Lost User
          wrote on last edited by
          #8

          You mean she doesn't let you out? :laugh:

          How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

          L 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • D Dennis_E

            I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.

            S Offline
            S Offline
            Sascha Lefevre
            wrote on last edited by
            #9

            So only the clear stuff, right?

            D 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • L Lost User

              You mean she doesn't let you out? :laugh:

              How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

              L Offline
              L Offline
              Lost User
              wrote on last edited by
              #10

              I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

              L 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • L Lost User

                I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. :-D

                M Offline
                M Offline
                Mark_Wallace
                wrote on last edited by
                #11

                Cornelius Henning wrote:

                My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

                The truth, the whole truth...

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                L 1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • M Mark_Wallace

                  Cornelius Henning wrote:

                  My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

                  The truth, the whole truth...

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                  L Offline
                  L Offline
                  Lost User
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #12

                  No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

                  M 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • L Lost User

                    No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

                    M Offline
                    M Offline
                    Mark_Wallace
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #13

                    OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                    L 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

                      L Offline
                      L Offline
                      Lost User
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #14

                      :)

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                        R Offline
                        R Offline
                        rnbergren
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #15

                        Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

                        To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          D Offline
                          D Offline
                          Duncan Edwards Jones
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #16

                          It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

                          S P 2 Replies Last reply
                          0
                          • C chriselst

                            Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

                            Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

                            L Offline
                            L Offline
                            Lost User
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #17

                            I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                              It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

                              S Offline
                              S Offline
                              Sascha Lefevre
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #18

                              sláinte! :beer:

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • L Lost User

                                I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

                                L Offline
                                L Offline
                                Lost User
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #19

                                You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

                                How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                                  It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

                                  P Offline
                                  P Offline
                                  phil o
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #20

                                  You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

                                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • S Sascha Lefevre

                                    So only the clear stuff, right?

                                    D Offline
                                    D Offline
                                    Dennis_E
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #21

                                    Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.:cool:

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                      Sander RosselS Offline
                                      Sander RosselS Offline
                                      Sander Rossel
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #22

                                      Watch you're getting enough. You don't want to crumble up like a raisin :D

                                      Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                                      Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                                      Regards, Sander

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • J jeron1

                                        No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

                                        D Offline
                                        D Offline
                                        Daniel Pfeffer
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #23

                                        jeron1 wrote:

                                        No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                                        "Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."

                                        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        Reply
                                        • Reply as topic
                                        Log in to reply
                                        • Oldest to Newest
                                        • Newest to Oldest
                                        • Most Votes


                                        • Login

                                        • Don't have an account? Register

                                        • Login or register to search.
                                        • First post
                                          Last post
                                        0
                                        • Categories
                                        • Recent
                                        • Tags
                                        • Popular
                                        • World
                                        • Users
                                        • Groups