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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Dennis_E
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    I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.

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    • L Lost User

      I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. :-D

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      Lost User
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      You mean she doesn't let you out? :laugh:

      How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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      • D Dennis_E

        I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.

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        Sascha Lefevre
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        So only the clear stuff, right?

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          You mean she doesn't let you out? :laugh:

          How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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          Lost User
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          I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

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          • L Lost User

            I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. :-D

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Cornelius Henning wrote:

            My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

            The truth, the whole truth...

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Cornelius Henning wrote:

              My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home

              The truth, the whole truth...

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Lost User
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              No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

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              • L Lost User

                No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers. :laugh:

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                Mark_Wallace
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                OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  OK. And you think she doesn't know that?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Lost User
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                  :)

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    rnbergren
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                    Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.

                    To err is human to really mess up you need a computer

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Duncan Edwards Jones
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                      It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                      • C chriselst

                        Don't listen to the man, drink in all places. Be a rebel without a where clause.

                        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                        Lost User
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                        I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                        • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                          It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                          Sascha Lefevre
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                          sláinte! :beer:

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                          • L Lost User

                            I am allowed out only to buy booze! ;P

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                            Lost User
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                            You're lucky.. my missus orders it online :sigh:

                            How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                            • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                              It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much. You'll find that you're not even close.

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                              phil o
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                              You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use :-\

                              There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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                              • S Sascha Lefevre

                                So only the clear stuff, right?

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                                Dennis_E
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                                Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.:cool:

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Sander Rossel
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                                  Watch you're getting enough. You don't want to crumble up like a raisin :D

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                                  Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                                  Regards, Sander

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                                  • J jeron1

                                    No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst

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                                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                                    jeron1 wrote:

                                    No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.

                                    "Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."

                                    If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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