Job Specifications
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I'd be in real trouble at my current place if people there knew what I was thinking.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
They'd just think you \*REALLY\* liked Morecambe and Wise and love singing their theme song...
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
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• Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
I imagine that while a one digit or two digit communication(I am not talking about binary here) method may be the standard manner in which experts would like to communicate to 'management', they are perhaps looking for something beyond this.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote:
• Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote:
• Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Some people are bad at non-verbal and non-written; in particular the eye contact part*. * especially with the opposite gender :-)
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote:
• Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote:
• Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote:
• Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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My name is C-3PO, I am a protocol droid and fluent in "over six million forms of communication"
Patrice “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.
I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm not sure that would be a great opening line should I get an interview.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
What if they allow these ones? ;)
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I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.
Bow tie + fez == :cool:
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chriselst wrote:
Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth.
You're probably tying the knot too tight.
OT - What is Cosham like? I know it's down your way so I thought I'd ask you.
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Bow tie + fez == :cool:
That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.
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That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.
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Especially to meetings. Then you can remove it to indicate that you are pithed off. :laugh:
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Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.
Ahhh, tie fighters!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
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That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.
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A black cloak, nothing less.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.