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  • C chriselst

    Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;

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    • Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills

    An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?

    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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    Patrice T
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    My name is C-3PO, I am a protocol droid and fluent in "over six million forms of communication"

    Patrice “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein

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      • C chriselst

        Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;

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        • Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills

        An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills. As opposed to what? Mime? Interpretive dance? Semaphore?

        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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        Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.

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          My name is C-3PO, I am a protocol droid and fluent in "over six million forms of communication"

          Patrice “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein

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          chriselst
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          I'm not sure that would be a great opening line should I get an interview.

          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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            Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.

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            I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.

            Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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            • C chriselst

              I'm not sure that would be a great opening line should I get an interview.

              Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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              Patrice T
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              They want someone with excellent communications skills :-O :-O

              Patrice “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein

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                I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.

                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                What if they allow these ones? ;)

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                  veni bibi saltavi

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                  • C chriselst

                    I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.

                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                    chriselst wrote:

                    Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth.

                    You're probably tying the knot too tight.

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                      Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.

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                      Bow tie + fez == :cool:

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                        chriselst wrote:

                        Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth.

                        You're probably tying the knot too tight.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        OT - What is Cosham like? I know it's down your way so I thought I'd ask you.

                        veni bibi saltavi

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                          Bow tie + fez == :cool:

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.

                          veni bibi saltavi

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                            That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.

                            veni bibi saltavi

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                            Especially to meetings. Then you can remove it to indicate that you are pithed off. :laugh:

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                              Ties. Apparently they have meaning. It's Serious Business for many manager-type people, the only type of people that have time to worry about tie-astrology.

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                              Ahhh, tie fighters!

                              The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                              This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                              "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.

                                veni bibi saltavi

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                                A black cloak, nothing less.

                                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                  A black cloak, nothing less.

                                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                  This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                  "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Please say you have something on under the cloak and NOT Sean's idea of casual wear!

                                  veni bibi saltavi

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                                    OT - What is Cosham like? I know it's down your way so I thought I'd ask you.

                                    veni bibi saltavi

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                                    To live, work or visit? Small 1 High street Town. Just off Portsea Island but probably still classed as Portsmouth by most. Reasonably nice area/houses in East Cosham, slums in West Cosham (Paulsgrove) where they had the Paedophille riots 10 years back.

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                                      veni bibi saltavi

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                                        To live, work or visit? Small 1 High street Town. Just off Portsea Island but probably still classed as Portsmouth by most. Reasonably nice area/houses in East Cosham, slums in West Cosham (Paulsgrove) where they had the Paedophille riots 10 years back.

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        Maybe work and if it looks good then move towards the area. I've looked and rightmove and, compared to Woking, property is very cheap, maybe as much as half what we'd pay here!

                                        veni bibi saltavi

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                                          Please say you have something on under the cloak and NOT Sean's idea of casual wear!

                                          veni bibi saltavi

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                                          Last time I wore a black cloak, I also carried around about 30+ kg of chainmail, padding a helmet, a sword and a shield. Is that enough for your weak nerves? :-)

                                          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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