Job Specifications

chriselst

I would turn down a job offer if they required me to wear a tie every day. Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth. Only purpose to they serve is to remind you of meals you once had.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Patrice T

They want someone with excellent communications skills :-O :-O

Patrice “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein

Mario Z

What if they allow these ones? ;)

Nagy Vilmos

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Lost User

chriselst wrote:

Pointless bloody disease ridden strips of cloth.

You're probably tying the knot too tight.

PIEBALDconsult

Bow tie + fez == :cool:

Nagy Vilmos

OT - What is Cosham like? I know it's down your way so I thought I'd ask you.

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Nagy Vilmos

That would be a tad naff, I always prefer to wear a pith helmet if I need to be extra smart.

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PIEBALDconsult

Especially to meetings. Then you can remove it to indicate that you are pithed off. :laugh:

Lost User

Ahhh, tie fighters!

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Lost User

A black cloak, nothing less.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Nagy Vilmos

Please say you have something on under the cloak and NOT Sean's idea of casual wear!

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Lost User

To live, work or visit? Small 1 High street Town. Just off Portsea Island but probably still classed as Portsmouth by most. Reasonably nice area/houses in East Cosham, slums in West Cosham (Paulsgrove) where they had the Paedophille riots 10 years back.

GStrad

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Nagy Vilmos

Maybe work and if it looks good then move towards the area. I've looked and rightmove and, compared to Woking, property is very cheap, maybe as much as half what we'd pay here!

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Lost User

Last time I wore a black cloak, I also carried around about 30+ kg of chainmail, padding a helmet, a sword and a shield. Is that enough for your weak nerves? :-)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

den2k88

ppolymorphe wrote:

Brute force!

FTFY

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Lost User

If your looking to live then I'd recommend Hayling Island. If you want to be closer to Cosham then look at Bedhampton, Porchester, Horndean or Widley. Can I ask what company? private it me if you like.

Nagy Vilmos

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Nagy Vilmos

Still better than Sean au natural! X|

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