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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Lost User
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    "NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS"

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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      Hello. This is no fun but I wonder if there is a public web-searchable - or other "inquire-able" - way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York. And if he/she is not, could such inquiries/searches get this person into any trouble? A person dear to me, across the Atlantic, has vanished from the face of the earth. Thanks a bunch.

      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Well, given the numbers involved[^], you're right not to try to do it by phone. I love this statement to bits:

      Quote:

      In the last forty years, incarceration has increased with rates upwards of 500% despite crime rates decreasing nationally.

      Hey, Mycroft, can I borrow your clue bat[^]?

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        "NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS"

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Yet.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M megaadam

          Hello. This is no fun but I wonder if there is a public web-searchable - or other "inquire-able" - way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York. And if he/she is not, could such inquiries/searches get this person into any trouble? A person dear to me, across the Atlantic, has vanished from the face of the earth. Thanks a bunch.

          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          Jochen Arndt
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          If he is not a US citizen I would contact his citizenship's embassy.

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            Well, given the numbers involved[^], you're right not to try to do it by phone. I love this statement to bits:

            Quote:

            In the last forty years, incarceration has increased with rates upwards of 500% despite crime rates decreasing nationally.

            Hey, Mycroft, can I borrow your clue bat[^]?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            den2k88
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            Who thought that imprisoning criminals leads to a reduction of crime? He must be crazy! :omg:

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Marco Bertschi
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              Quote:

              You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone

              It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?

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              • M megaadam

                Hello. This is no fun but I wonder if there is a public web-searchable - or other "inquire-able" - way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York. And if he/she is not, could such inquiries/searches get this person into any trouble? A person dear to me, across the Atlantic, has vanished from the face of the earth. Thanks a bunch.

                ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                Marco Bertschi
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                Here we go to look out for @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer again.

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                • L Lost User

                  "NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS"

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                  Lost User
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                  Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                  NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS

                  You would not find him in jail, but at GinHub. This spelling is called the hungarian notation.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    megaadam
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                    Thanks Griff! Exactly what I needed. No hit in that database though.

                    ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                    • M Marco Bertschi

                      Quote:

                      You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone

                      It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Probably, they are a government department after all! :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      • M megaadam

                        Thanks Griff! Exactly what I needed. No hit in that database though.

                        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                        Marco Bertschi
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                        Bear in mind that it might not include federal facilities.

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                        • M megaadam

                          Thanks Griff! Exactly what I needed. No hit in that database though.

                          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Give this a try: Instant Checkmate | Background Checks, Arrest Records and Public Records[^] - it's surprising what it can find, apparently! [edit] Forget it - they want money for the report before you are even sure it's the person you wanted, ratehr than someone with a similar name and state. [/edit]

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • M Marco Bertschi

                            Quote:

                            You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone

                            It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?

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                            Lost User
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                            Not such bad availability it'll get worse when they go w10: "24/7 before Tuesday, after that: not so much."

                            Sin tack the any key okay

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                            • M Marco Bertschi

                              Quote:

                              You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone

                              It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?

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                              Dan Neely
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                              Looks like regularly scheduled maintenance intervals. 15 minutes on weekdays, 60 on weekends. :rolleyes: It'd be interesting to see if it'a actually always down the interval, or just that they're not promising anything during that time period.

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                              • M Marco Bertschi

                                Bear in mind that it might not include federal facilities.

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Like Guantanamo? :laugh:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Nighthowler
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                                  Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free. (with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)

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                                  • N Nighthowler

                                    Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free. (with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison! :laugh:

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • M Marco Bertschi

                                      Here we go to look out for @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer again.

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                                      realJSOP
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                                      No jail has been able to hold me yet...

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison! :laugh:

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        jeron1
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                                        Tis true![^] :sigh:

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          No jail has been able to hold me yet...

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          The trouble is that if you rope that "horse" of yours to the bars, it's likely to pull the whole building away.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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