US imprisonment records
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Well, given the numbers involved[^], you're right not to try to do it by phone. I love this statement to bits:
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In the last forty years, incarceration has increased with rates upwards of 500% despite crime rates decreasing nationally.
Hey, Mycroft, can I borrow your clue bat[^]?
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Who thought that imprisoning criminals leads to a reduction of crime? He must be crazy! :omg:
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What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]
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You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone
It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?
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Hello. This is no fun but I wonder if there is a public web-searchable - or other "inquire-able" - way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York. And if he/she is not, could such inquiries/searches get this person into any trouble? A person dear to me, across the Atlantic, has vanished from the face of the earth. Thanks a bunch.
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Here we go to look out for @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer again.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote:
NO INMATE ON FILE BEARING THE NAME VILMOS
You would not find him in jail, but at GinHub. This spelling is called the hungarian notation.
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What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]
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You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone
It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?
Probably, they are a government department after all! :laugh:
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Thanks Griff! Exactly what I needed. No hit in that database though.
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Thanks Griff! Exactly what I needed. No hit in that database though.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Give this a try: Instant Checkmate | Background Checks, Arrest Records and Public Records[^] - it's surprising what it can find, apparently! [edit] Forget it - they want money for the report before you are even sure it's the person you wanted, ratehr than someone with a similar name and state. [/edit]
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You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone
It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?
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You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone
It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?
Looks like regularly scheduled maintenance intervals. 15 minutes on weekdays, 60 on weekends. :rolleyes: It'd be interesting to see if it'a actually always down the interval, or just that they're not promising anything during that time period.
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Bear in mind that it might not include federal facilities.
Like Guantanamo? :laugh:
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What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]
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Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free. (with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)
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Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free. (with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)
I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison! :laugh:
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Here we go to look out for @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer again.
No jail has been able to hold me yet...
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I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison! :laugh:
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No jail has been able to hold me yet...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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Who thought that imprisoning criminals leads to a reduction of crime? He must be crazy! :omg:
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.
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The trouble is that if you rope that "horse" of yours to the bars, it's likely to pull the whole building away.
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I think it has enough torque to do that. :)
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If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease. It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.
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If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease. It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.
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If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease.
First part of your argumentation is incorrect. You can commit crimes while being locked up. You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.
den2k88 wrote:
It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.
..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.
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