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  • M Marco Bertschi

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    You can access the lookup tool at specific times: 12:00am to 11:45pm, Monday to Friday 12:30am to 11:30pm, Weekends For more assistance, contact us by phone

    It's a website! How the heek I'm not supposed to use it 24/7? Do they have people the info is sent to and who then look it up on paper?

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    Dan Neely
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    Looks like regularly scheduled maintenance intervals. 15 minutes on weekdays, 60 on weekends. :rolleyes: It'd be interesting to see if it'a actually always down the interval, or just that they're not promising anything during that time period.

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    • M Marco Bertschi

      Bear in mind that it might not include federal facilities.

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      OriginalGriff
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      Like Guantanamo? :laugh:

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        What, something like this: Find an Inmate at a Correctional Facility | The State of New York[^]

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Nighthowler
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        Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free. (with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)

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        • N Nighthowler

          Living in NYC is indistinguishable from incarceration, but with the disadvantage that you don't turn up on any search engine (unless you're the tweety type), and nobody gives you food for free. (with apologies to the OP, sorry about your loved one's misfortune)

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          OriginalGriff
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          I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison! :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          • M Marco Bertschi

            Here we go to look out for @John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer again.

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            realJSOP
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            No jail has been able to hold me yet...

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I'm not sure that's quite true: you get better food and medical care in prison! :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              jeron1
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              Tis true![^] :sigh:

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                No jail has been able to hold me yet...

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                Mark_Wallace
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                The trouble is that if you rope that "horse" of yours to the bars, it's likely to pull the whole building away.

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                • D den2k88

                  Who thought that imprisoning criminals leads to a reduction of crime? He must be crazy! :omg:

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                  Lost User
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                  ..that is not what it is saying; crime is going down, and yet there are more criminals locked up. Which is not surprising, given the monetary incentive :)

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    The trouble is that if you rope that "horse" of yours to the bars, it's likely to pull the whole building away.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    realJSOP
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                    I think it has enough torque to do that. :)

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                    • L Lost User

                      ..that is not what it is saying; crime is going down, and yet there are more criminals locked up. Which is not surprising, given the monetary incentive :)

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                      den2k88
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                      If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease. It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.

                      * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                      • D den2k88

                        If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease. It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.

                        * CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF * GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X * Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. * I'm a puny punmaker.

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                        Lost User
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                        den2k88 wrote:

                        If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease.

                        First part of your argumentation is incorrect. You can commit crimes while being locked up. You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.

                        den2k88 wrote:

                        It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.

                        ..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.

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                        • L Lost User

                          den2k88 wrote:

                          If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease.

                          First part of your argumentation is incorrect. You can commit crimes while being locked up. You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.

                          den2k88 wrote:

                          It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.

                          ..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.

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                          jeron1
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                          Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                          You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.

                          Not a bad assumption in the US, at least according to this link. Recidivism[^]

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                            den2k88 wrote:

                            If a criminal is locked up he isn't able to commit crimes, thus the decrease.

                            First part of your argumentation is incorrect. You can commit crimes while being locked up. You are also assuming that crimes are mostly committed by repeating criminals.

                            den2k88 wrote:

                            It just means that police forces are better at jailing criminals before they can commit a relevant number of crimes.

                            ..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.

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                            Foothill
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                            Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                            ..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.

                            What!? Don't tell you know who or he'll try to build a wall around the dutch ;P

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                              I think it has enough torque to do that. :)

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                              Foothill
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                              Why waste the gas. There are a lot of jails here where if you time it right, you can walk right out the front door.

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                                Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                ..we simply shipped our criminals to the US.

                                What!? Don't tell you know who or he'll try to build a wall around the dutch ;P

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                                Daniel Pfeffer
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                                Foothill wrote:

                                Don't tell you know who or he'll try to build a wall around the dutch

                                The Dutch have already built one wall; all <you know who> needs to do is to flood Belgium and Germany, and they'll build the others themselves. :laugh:

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                                  W Balboos GHB
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                                  Perhaps you should have checked at the ASPCA or other a shelter?

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                                  • M megaadam

                                    Hello. This is no fun but I wonder if there is a public web-searchable - or other "inquire-able" - way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York. And if he/she is not, could such inquiries/searches get this person into any trouble? A person dear to me, across the Atlantic, has vanished from the face of the earth. Thanks a bunch.

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                                    Slacker007
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                                    megaadam wrote:

                                    way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York.

                                    megaadam wrote:

                                    has vanished from the face of the earth.

                                    huh? am I missing something here? :confused: Is this person a career criminal? So much so, that you fear they are in jail?

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                                      megaadam wrote:

                                      way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York.

                                      megaadam wrote:

                                      has vanished from the face of the earth.

                                      huh? am I missing something here? :confused: Is this person a career criminal? So much so, that you fear they are in jail?

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                                      megaadam
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                                      Slacker007 wrote:

                                      So much so, that you fear they are in jail?

                                      I fear several different things. Only one of them could be, and has been, settled here.

                                      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                      • M megaadam

                                        Hello. This is no fun but I wonder if there is a public web-searchable - or other "inquire-able" - way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York. And if he/she is not, could such inquiries/searches get this person into any trouble? A person dear to me, across the Atlantic, has vanished from the face of the earth. Thanks a bunch.

                                        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                        Marc Clifton
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                                        megaadam wrote:

                                        way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York.

                                        Trump has had Hillary arrested? ;) Marc

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                                        • M Marc Clifton

                                          megaadam wrote:

                                          way to find out if a person has been incarcerated in the state of New York.

                                          Trump has had Hillary arrested? ;) Marc

                                          V.A.P.O.R.ware - Visual Assisted Programming / Organizational Representation Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802

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                                          megaadam
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                                          I think we would've heard. :suss:

                                          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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