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What we say vs. what we mean

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  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

    I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

    What we say

    What we mean

    Horrible hack

    Horrible hack that I didn't write

    Temporary workaround

    Horrible hack that I wrote

    It's broken

    There are bugs in your code

    It has a few issues

    There are bugs in my code

    Obscure

    Someone else's code doesn't have comments

    Self documenting

    My code doesn't have comments

    That's why it's an awesome language

    It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

    You're thinking in the wrong mindset

    It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

    I can read this Perl script

    I wrote this Perl script

    I can't read this Perl script

    I didn't write this Perl script

    Bad structure

    Someone else's code is badly organized

    Complex structure

    My code is badly organized

    Bug

    The absence of a feature I like

    Out of scope

    The absence of a feature I don't like

    Clean solution

    It works and I understand it

    We need to rewrite it

    It works but I don't understand it

    emacs is better than vi

    It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

    vi is better than emacs

    It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

    IMHO

    You are wrong

    Legacy code

    It works. but no one knows how

    ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

    I don't know how to quit vi

    Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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    Ron Anders
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    Quote:

    ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C I don't know how to quit vi

    ROTFLMAO. :thumbsup:

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      ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C I don't know how to quit vi

      ROTFLMAO. :thumbsup:

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      Greg Utas
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      Recently I installed Linux and had to use vi to edit some files. I hadn't used the godforsaken thing in about 30 years but managed to do what was needed without hopelessly corrupting those files. I now believe in muscle memory, since it is the only explanation for how I could insert, replace, cut, and paste text and quit with or without committing the changes. :-D

      Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
      The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

      <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
      <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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      • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

        Recently I installed Linux and had to use vi to edit some files. I hadn't used the godforsaken thing in about 30 years but managed to do what was needed without hopelessly corrupting those files. I now believe in muscle memory, since it is the only explanation for how I could insert, replace, cut, and paste text and quit with or without committing the changes. :-D

        Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
        The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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        Lost User
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        I suffered that pain a while back. I switched to Visual Studio Code which works in native Linux and Linux on WSL.

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          I suffered that pain a while back. I switched to Visual Studio Code which works in native Linux and Linux on WSL.

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          Greg Utas
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          In a Lounge post a couple of weeks ago, I asked about using Windows 10 to develop C++ for Linux. VS Code seemed to be a clear winner, so I'll likely switch to it someday. What's blocking me is builds, for which I use VS2017. For WSL, MS recommends CMake. That looks to be about as fun as vi, so you'd think MS would provide a tool for converting VS project files to CMake. Think again. :mad: But I did find a tool[^] that supposedly does it. What it generated seemed to do most of what was needed, but it failed on a shared properties file that controls various compiler and linker settings. So I'm stuck with VS2017 until this tool gets fixed or MS gets their act together. Porting to Linux isn't urgent, so I'd rather wait than struggle with CMake.

          Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

          <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
          <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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          • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

            In a Lounge post a couple of weeks ago, I asked about using Windows 10 to develop C++ for Linux. VS Code seemed to be a clear winner, so I'll likely switch to it someday. What's blocking me is builds, for which I use VS2017. For WSL, MS recommends CMake. That looks to be about as fun as vi, so you'd think MS would provide a tool for converting VS project files to CMake. Think again. :mad: But I did find a tool[^] that supposedly does it. What it generated seemed to do most of what was needed, but it failed on a shared properties file that controls various compiler and linker settings. So I'm stuck with VS2017 until this tool gets fixed or MS gets their act together. Porting to Linux isn't urgent, so I'd rather wait than struggle with CMake.

            Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
            The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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            Lost User
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            I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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              I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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              David ONeil
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              Richard MacCutchan wrote:

              creating Makefiles by hand.

              You are a God amongst men.

              The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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              • D David ONeil

                Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                creating Makefiles by hand.

                You are a God amongst men.

                The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                honey the codewitch
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                Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

                Real programmers use butterflies

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                  What we say

                  What we mean

                  Horrible hack

                  Horrible hack that I didn't write

                  Temporary workaround

                  Horrible hack that I wrote

                  It's broken

                  There are bugs in your code

                  It has a few issues

                  There are bugs in my code

                  Obscure

                  Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                  Self documenting

                  My code doesn't have comments

                  That's why it's an awesome language

                  It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                  You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                  It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                  I can read this Perl script

                  I wrote this Perl script

                  I can't read this Perl script

                  I didn't write this Perl script

                  Bad structure

                  Someone else's code is badly organized

                  Complex structure

                  My code is badly organized

                  Bug

                  The absence of a feature I like

                  Out of scope

                  The absence of a feature I don't like

                  Clean solution

                  It works and I understand it

                  We need to rewrite it

                  It works but I don't understand it

                  emacs is better than vi

                  It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                  vi is better than emacs

                  It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                  IMHO

                  You are wrong

                  Legacy code

                  It works. but no one knows how

                  ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                  I don't know how to quit vi

                  Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                  obermd
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                  That last one is me.

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                  • H honey the codewitch

                    Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

                    Real programmers use butterflies

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                    Greg Utas
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                    Whitespace?! And you diss Python because it gives indentation significance? Why do people put up with this shite?

                    Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                    The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

                    <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
                    <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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                    • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                      Whitespace?! And you diss Python because it gives indentation significance? Why do people put up with this shite?

                      Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                      The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                      honey the codewitch
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                      Unfortunately because enough other people put up with it that it became the de facto standard. :~ X|

                      Real programmers use butterflies

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                        Unfortunately because enough other people put up with it that it became the de facto standard. :~ X|

                        Real programmers use butterflies

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                        Greg Utas
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                        #14

                        That's almost like Yogi Berra's quote, "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded." :laugh:

                        Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                        The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

                        <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
                        <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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                        • D David ONeil

                          Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                          creating Makefiles by hand.

                          You are a God amongst men.

                          The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                          Lost User
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                          Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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                          • H honey the codewitch

                            Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

                            Real programmers use butterflies

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                            Lost User
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                            honey the codewitch wrote:

                            Make is nasty

                            No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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                              honey the codewitch wrote:

                              Make is nasty

                              No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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                              honey the codewitch
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                              I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

                              Real programmers use butterflies

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                                I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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                                KateAshman
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                                Me too! .. mostly because it worked well for me in 2003 and googling a makefile takes about 2 minutes, so why change?

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                                  I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

                                  Real programmers use butterflies

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                                  Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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                                    Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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                                    honey the codewitch
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                                    I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                                    Real programmers use butterflies

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                                    • H honey the codewitch

                                      I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                                      Real programmers use butterflies

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                                      honey the codewitch wrote:

                                      C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                                      As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                        I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                                        What we say

                                        What we mean

                                        Horrible hack

                                        Horrible hack that I didn't write

                                        Temporary workaround

                                        Horrible hack that I wrote

                                        It's broken

                                        There are bugs in your code

                                        It has a few issues

                                        There are bugs in my code

                                        Obscure

                                        Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                                        Self documenting

                                        My code doesn't have comments

                                        That's why it's an awesome language

                                        It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                                        You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                                        It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                                        I can read this Perl script

                                        I wrote this Perl script

                                        I can't read this Perl script

                                        I didn't write this Perl script

                                        Bad structure

                                        Someone else's code is badly organized

                                        Complex structure

                                        My code is badly organized

                                        Bug

                                        The absence of a feature I like

                                        Out of scope

                                        The absence of a feature I don't like

                                        Clean solution

                                        It works and I understand it

                                        We need to rewrite it

                                        It works but I don't understand it

                                        emacs is better than vi

                                        It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                        vi is better than emacs

                                        It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                        IMHO

                                        You are wrong

                                        Legacy code

                                        It works. but no one knows how

                                        ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                                        I don't know how to quit vi

                                        Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                                        Andrew Leeder
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                                        A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                                          honey the codewitch wrote:

                                          C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                                          As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                                          honey the codewitch
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                                          A) Try parsing the syntax. Significant whitespace presents real technical challenges to parsers. B) Try remembering the syntax. If it can't be easily remembered, it's always going to be niche**. See also, vi. ** or replaced with something that is better.

                                          Real programmers use butterflies

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