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What we say vs. what we mean

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  • H honey the codewitch

    Unfortunately because enough other people put up with it that it became the de facto standard. :~ X|

    Real programmers use butterflies

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    Greg Utas
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    That's almost like Yogi Berra's quote, "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded." :laugh:

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    • D David ONeil

      Richard MacCutchan wrote:

      creating Makefiles by hand.

      You are a God amongst men.

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      Lost User
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      Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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      • H honey the codewitch

        Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

        Real programmers use butterflies

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        Lost User
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        honey the codewitch wrote:

        Make is nasty

        No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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          honey the codewitch wrote:

          Make is nasty

          No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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          honey the codewitch
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          I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

          Real programmers use butterflies

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            I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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            KateAshman
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            Me too! .. mostly because it worked well for me in 2003 and googling a makefile takes about 2 minutes, so why change?

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            • H honey the codewitch

              I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

              Real programmers use butterflies

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              Lost User
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              Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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                Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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                honey the codewitch
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                I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                Real programmers use butterflies

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                • H honey the codewitch

                  I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                  Real programmers use butterflies

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                  honey the codewitch wrote:

                  C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                  As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                    I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                    What we say

                    What we mean

                    Horrible hack

                    Horrible hack that I didn't write

                    Temporary workaround

                    Horrible hack that I wrote

                    It's broken

                    There are bugs in your code

                    It has a few issues

                    There are bugs in my code

                    Obscure

                    Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                    Self documenting

                    My code doesn't have comments

                    That's why it's an awesome language

                    It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                    You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                    It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                    I can read this Perl script

                    I wrote this Perl script

                    I can't read this Perl script

                    I didn't write this Perl script

                    Bad structure

                    Someone else's code is badly organized

                    Complex structure

                    My code is badly organized

                    Bug

                    The absence of a feature I like

                    Out of scope

                    The absence of a feature I don't like

                    Clean solution

                    It works and I understand it

                    We need to rewrite it

                    It works but I don't understand it

                    emacs is better than vi

                    It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                    vi is better than emacs

                    It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                    IMHO

                    You are wrong

                    Legacy code

                    It works. but no one knows how

                    ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                    I don't know how to quit vi

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                    Andrew Leeder
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                    A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                      honey the codewitch wrote:

                      C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                      As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                      honey the codewitch
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                      A) Try parsing the syntax. Significant whitespace presents real technical challenges to parsers. B) Try remembering the syntax. If it can't be easily remembered, it's always going to be niche**. See also, vi. ** or replaced with something that is better.

                      Real programmers use butterflies

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                      • A Andrew Leeder

                        A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                        Sander Rossel
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                        Reminds me of "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." :laugh:

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                          What we say

                          What we mean

                          Horrible hack

                          Horrible hack that I didn't write

                          Temporary workaround

                          Horrible hack that I wrote

                          It's broken

                          There are bugs in your code

                          It has a few issues

                          There are bugs in my code

                          Obscure

                          Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                          Self documenting

                          My code doesn't have comments

                          That's why it's an awesome language

                          It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                          You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                          It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                          I can read this Perl script

                          I wrote this Perl script

                          I can't read this Perl script

                          I didn't write this Perl script

                          Bad structure

                          Someone else's code is badly organized

                          Complex structure

                          My code is badly organized

                          Bug

                          The absence of a feature I like

                          Out of scope

                          The absence of a feature I don't like

                          Clean solution

                          It works and I understand it

                          We need to rewrite it

                          It works but I don't understand it

                          emacs is better than vi

                          It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                          vi is better than emacs

                          It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                          IMHO

                          You are wrong

                          Legacy code

                          It works. but no one knows how

                          ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                          I don't know how to quit vi

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                          Gary Wheeler
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                          How about "emacs and vi both suck, you feeble penguin-molesting twit"

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                            Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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                            David ONeil
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                            Sorry my automated systems failed - you should have a copy of the book in your inbox now. Have a great day!

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                            • D David ONeil

                              Sorry my automated systems failed - you should have a copy of the book in your inbox now. Have a great day!

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                              Hi David, yes just arrived, thanks. Having watched the video, I look forward t reading the book.

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                                Hi David, yes just arrived, thanks. Having watched the video, I look forward t reading the book.

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                                David ONeil
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                                I hope you enjoy the intellectual journey! Best wishes.

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                                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                  I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                                  What we say

                                  What we mean

                                  Horrible hack

                                  Horrible hack that I didn't write

                                  Temporary workaround

                                  Horrible hack that I wrote

                                  It's broken

                                  There are bugs in your code

                                  It has a few issues

                                  There are bugs in my code

                                  Obscure

                                  Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                                  Self documenting

                                  My code doesn't have comments

                                  That's why it's an awesome language

                                  It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                                  You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                                  It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                                  I can read this Perl script

                                  I wrote this Perl script

                                  I can't read this Perl script

                                  I didn't write this Perl script

                                  Bad structure

                                  Someone else's code is badly organized

                                  Complex structure

                                  My code is badly organized

                                  Bug

                                  The absence of a feature I like

                                  Out of scope

                                  The absence of a feature I don't like

                                  Clean solution

                                  It works and I understand it

                                  We need to rewrite it

                                  It works but I don't understand it

                                  emacs is better than vi

                                  It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                  vi is better than emacs

                                  It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                  IMHO

                                  You are wrong

                                  Legacy code

                                  It works. but no one knows how

                                  ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                                  I don't know how to quit vi

                                  Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                                  Gary R Wheeler
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                                  In the Before Times, we talked about WYSIWYG(*) being a big deal. (*) What You See Is What You Get With the advent of artificial intelligence and machine learning, it's DWIMNWIS - Do What I Meant Not What I Said.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  • A Andrew Leeder

                                    A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                                    Member_14192382
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                                    A boss of mine actually said that to me once.

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