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What we say vs. what we mean

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  • D David ONeil

    Richard MacCutchan wrote:

    creating Makefiles by hand.

    You are a God amongst men.

    The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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    Lost User
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    Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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    • H honey the codewitch

      Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

      Real programmers use butterflies

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      Lost User
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      honey the codewitch wrote:

      Make is nasty

      No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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        honey the codewitch wrote:

        Make is nasty

        No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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        honey the codewitch
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        I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

        Real programmers use butterflies

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        • L Lost User

          I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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          KateAshman
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          Me too! .. mostly because it worked well for me in 2003 and googling a makefile takes about 2 minutes, so why change?

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          • H honey the codewitch

            I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

            Real programmers use butterflies

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            Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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              Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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              honey the codewitch
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              I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

              Real programmers use butterflies

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                I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                Real programmers use butterflies

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                honey the codewitch wrote:

                C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                  What we say

                  What we mean

                  Horrible hack

                  Horrible hack that I didn't write

                  Temporary workaround

                  Horrible hack that I wrote

                  It's broken

                  There are bugs in your code

                  It has a few issues

                  There are bugs in my code

                  Obscure

                  Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                  Self documenting

                  My code doesn't have comments

                  That's why it's an awesome language

                  It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                  You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                  It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                  I can read this Perl script

                  I wrote this Perl script

                  I can't read this Perl script

                  I didn't write this Perl script

                  Bad structure

                  Someone else's code is badly organized

                  Complex structure

                  My code is badly organized

                  Bug

                  The absence of a feature I like

                  Out of scope

                  The absence of a feature I don't like

                  Clean solution

                  It works and I understand it

                  We need to rewrite it

                  It works but I don't understand it

                  emacs is better than vi

                  It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                  vi is better than emacs

                  It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                  IMHO

                  You are wrong

                  Legacy code

                  It works. but no one knows how

                  ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                  I don't know how to quit vi

                  Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                  Andrew Leeder
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                  A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                    honey the codewitch wrote:

                    C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                    As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                    honey the codewitch
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                    A) Try parsing the syntax. Significant whitespace presents real technical challenges to parsers. B) Try remembering the syntax. If it can't be easily remembered, it's always going to be niche**. See also, vi. ** or replaced with something that is better.

                    Real programmers use butterflies

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                    • A Andrew Leeder

                      A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                      Sander Rossel
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                      Reminds me of "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." :laugh:

                      Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                        What we say

                        What we mean

                        Horrible hack

                        Horrible hack that I didn't write

                        Temporary workaround

                        Horrible hack that I wrote

                        It's broken

                        There are bugs in your code

                        It has a few issues

                        There are bugs in my code

                        Obscure

                        Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                        Self documenting

                        My code doesn't have comments

                        That's why it's an awesome language

                        It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                        You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                        It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                        I can read this Perl script

                        I wrote this Perl script

                        I can't read this Perl script

                        I didn't write this Perl script

                        Bad structure

                        Someone else's code is badly organized

                        Complex structure

                        My code is badly organized

                        Bug

                        The absence of a feature I like

                        Out of scope

                        The absence of a feature I don't like

                        Clean solution

                        It works and I understand it

                        We need to rewrite it

                        It works but I don't understand it

                        emacs is better than vi

                        It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                        vi is better than emacs

                        It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                        IMHO

                        You are wrong

                        Legacy code

                        It works. but no one knows how

                        ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                        I don't know how to quit vi

                        Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        How about "emacs and vi both suck, you feeble penguin-molesting twit"

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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                          David ONeil
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                          Sorry my automated systems failed - you should have a copy of the book in your inbox now. Have a great day!

                          The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                          • D David ONeil

                            Sorry my automated systems failed - you should have a copy of the book in your inbox now. Have a great day!

                            The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                            Hi David, yes just arrived, thanks. Having watched the video, I look forward t reading the book.

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                              Hi David, yes just arrived, thanks. Having watched the video, I look forward t reading the book.

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                              David ONeil
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                              I hope you enjoy the intellectual journey! Best wishes.

                              The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                                What we say

                                What we mean

                                Horrible hack

                                Horrible hack that I didn't write

                                Temporary workaround

                                Horrible hack that I wrote

                                It's broken

                                There are bugs in your code

                                It has a few issues

                                There are bugs in my code

                                Obscure

                                Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                                Self documenting

                                My code doesn't have comments

                                That's why it's an awesome language

                                It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                                You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                                It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                                I can read this Perl script

                                I wrote this Perl script

                                I can't read this Perl script

                                I didn't write this Perl script

                                Bad structure

                                Someone else's code is badly organized

                                Complex structure

                                My code is badly organized

                                Bug

                                The absence of a feature I like

                                Out of scope

                                The absence of a feature I don't like

                                Clean solution

                                It works and I understand it

                                We need to rewrite it

                                It works but I don't understand it

                                emacs is better than vi

                                It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                vi is better than emacs

                                It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                IMHO

                                You are wrong

                                Legacy code

                                It works. but no one knows how

                                ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                                I don't know how to quit vi

                                Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                In the Before Times, we talked about WYSIWYG(*) being a big deal. (*) What You See Is What You Get With the advent of artificial intelligence and machine learning, it's DWIMNWIS - Do What I Meant Not What I Said.

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                • A Andrew Leeder

                                  A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                                  Member_14192382
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                                  A boss of mine actually said that to me once.

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