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What we say vs. what we mean

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  • L Lost User

    I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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    David ONeil
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    Richard MacCutchan wrote:

    creating Makefiles by hand.

    You are a God amongst men.

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      Richard MacCutchan wrote:

      creating Makefiles by hand.

      You are a God amongst men.

      The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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      honey the codewitch
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      Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

      Real programmers use butterflies

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

        What we say

        What we mean

        Horrible hack

        Horrible hack that I didn't write

        Temporary workaround

        Horrible hack that I wrote

        It's broken

        There are bugs in your code

        It has a few issues

        There are bugs in my code

        Obscure

        Someone else's code doesn't have comments

        Self documenting

        My code doesn't have comments

        That's why it's an awesome language

        It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

        You're thinking in the wrong mindset

        It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

        I can read this Perl script

        I wrote this Perl script

        I can't read this Perl script

        I didn't write this Perl script

        Bad structure

        Someone else's code is badly organized

        Complex structure

        My code is badly organized

        Bug

        The absence of a feature I like

        Out of scope

        The absence of a feature I don't like

        Clean solution

        It works and I understand it

        We need to rewrite it

        It works but I don't understand it

        emacs is better than vi

        It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

        vi is better than emacs

        It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

        IMHO

        You are wrong

        Legacy code

        It works. but no one knows how

        ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

        I don't know how to quit vi

        Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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        That last one is me.

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        • H honey the codewitch

          Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

          Real programmers use butterflies

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          Greg Utas
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          Whitespace?! And you diss Python because it gives indentation significance? Why do people put up with this shite?

          Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
          The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

          <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
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          • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

            Whitespace?! And you diss Python because it gives indentation significance? Why do people put up with this shite?

            Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
            The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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            honey the codewitch
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            Unfortunately because enough other people put up with it that it became the de facto standard. :~ X|

            Real programmers use butterflies

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            • H honey the codewitch

              Unfortunately because enough other people put up with it that it became the de facto standard. :~ X|

              Real programmers use butterflies

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              Greg Utas
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              That's almost like Yogi Berra's quote, "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded." :laugh:

              Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
              The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

              <p><a href="https://github.com/GregUtas/robust-services-core/blob/master/README.md">Robust Services Core</a>
              <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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              • D David ONeil

                Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                creating Makefiles by hand.

                You are a God amongst men.

                The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                Lost User
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                Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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                • H honey the codewitch

                  Really? Make is nasty but simple. I use it because I can't figure out CMake. They're easy to write if you can get over their use of whitespace, which i hate

                  Real programmers use butterflies

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                  Lost User
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                  honey the codewitch wrote:

                  Make is nasty

                  No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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                  • L Lost User

                    honey the codewitch wrote:

                    Make is nasty

                    No more so than many other products. I used it extensively in my working life, and found it had uses beyond simple software builds.

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                    honey the codewitch
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                    I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

                    Real programmers use butterflies

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                    • L Lost User

                      I always use make in Linux (and WSL), even though it means creating Makefiles by hand.

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                      KateAshman
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                      Me too! .. mostly because it worked well for me in 2003 and googling a makefile takes about 2 minutes, so why change?

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                      • H honey the codewitch

                        I'm mostly referring to the syntax, and it's about as bad as perl given that it has a smaller surface area. It makes bash look positively readable by comparison.

                        Real programmers use butterflies

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                        Lost User
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                        Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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                        • L Lost User

                          Any syntax is 'bad' until you learn it. C, C++, Java, Smalltalk, even COBOL ...

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                          honey the codewitch
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                          I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                          Real programmers use butterflies

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                          • H honey the codewitch

                            I mean specifically bad as in poorly designed. Not all syntax is created equal despite your implication to the contrary. Significant whitespace is nonsense, for example, both from a parsing standpoint, and from a usability standpoint. Technically speaking it's Broken As Designed. Same with things that cannot easily be remembered by way mnemonic or anything like that. Make is littered with that. Just like code can be readable and unreadable, so can syntax. A grammar can be well designed, or it can be designed poorly. C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar. It is what it is.

                            Real programmers use butterflies

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                            Lost User
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                            honey the codewitch wrote:

                            C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                            As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                              I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                              What we say

                              What we mean

                              Horrible hack

                              Horrible hack that I didn't write

                              Temporary workaround

                              Horrible hack that I wrote

                              It's broken

                              There are bugs in your code

                              It has a few issues

                              There are bugs in my code

                              Obscure

                              Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                              Self documenting

                              My code doesn't have comments

                              That's why it's an awesome language

                              It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                              You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                              It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                              I can read this Perl script

                              I wrote this Perl script

                              I can't read this Perl script

                              I didn't write this Perl script

                              Bad structure

                              Someone else's code is badly organized

                              Complex structure

                              My code is badly organized

                              Bug

                              The absence of a feature I like

                              Out of scope

                              The absence of a feature I don't like

                              Clean solution

                              It works and I understand it

                              We need to rewrite it

                              It works but I don't understand it

                              emacs is better than vi

                              It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                              vi is better than emacs

                              It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                              IMHO

                              You are wrong

                              Legacy code

                              It works. but no one knows how

                              ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                              I don't know how to quit vi

                              Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                              Andrew Leeder
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                              A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                              • L Lost User

                                honey the codewitch wrote:

                                C# is an example of a well designed grammar. Make is an example of a poorly designed grammar.

                                As with most things in life, it depends on your point of view.

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                                honey the codewitch
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                                A) Try parsing the syntax. Significant whitespace presents real technical challenges to parsers. B) Try remembering the syntax. If it can't be easily remembered, it's always going to be niche**. See also, vi. ** or replaced with something that is better.

                                Real programmers use butterflies

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                                • A Andrew Leeder

                                  A dear friend of mine, Richard Jones (now sadly departed), had a notice on his office wall that read "I know you think you understood what I said, but I don't think you understood that I didn't say what I meant" I have no idea where that quote came from.

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                                  Sander Rossel
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                                  Reminds me of "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." :laugh:

                                  Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                    I'm using the joke symbol, but this is so painfully accurate it can't really be considered a joke :laugh:

                                    What we say

                                    What we mean

                                    Horrible hack

                                    Horrible hack that I didn't write

                                    Temporary workaround

                                    Horrible hack that I wrote

                                    It's broken

                                    There are bugs in your code

                                    It has a few issues

                                    There are bugs in my code

                                    Obscure

                                    Someone else's code doesn't have comments

                                    Self documenting

                                    My code doesn't have comments

                                    That's why it's an awesome language

                                    It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it

                                    You're thinking in the wrong mindset

                                    It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it

                                    I can read this Perl script

                                    I wrote this Perl script

                                    I can't read this Perl script

                                    I didn't write this Perl script

                                    Bad structure

                                    Someone else's code is badly organized

                                    Complex structure

                                    My code is badly organized

                                    Bug

                                    The absence of a feature I like

                                    Out of scope

                                    The absence of a feature I don't like

                                    Clean solution

                                    It works and I understand it

                                    We need to rewrite it

                                    It works but I don't understand it

                                    emacs is better than vi

                                    It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                    vi is better than emacs

                                    It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war

                                    IMHO

                                    You are wrong

                                    Legacy code

                                    It works. but no one knows how

                                    ^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C

                                    I don't know how to quit vi

                                    Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    How about "emacs and vi both suck, you feeble penguin-molesting twit"

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Thanks for the video, it came at an opportune time.

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                                      David ONeil
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                                      Sorry my automated systems failed - you should have a copy of the book in your inbox now. Have a great day!

                                      The Science of King David's Court | Object Oriented Programming with C++

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                                        Sorry my automated systems failed - you should have a copy of the book in your inbox now. Have a great day!

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Hi David, yes just arrived, thanks. Having watched the video, I look forward t reading the book.

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                                          Hi David, yes just arrived, thanks. Having watched the video, I look forward t reading the book.

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                                          David ONeil
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                                          I hope you enjoy the intellectual journey! Best wishes.

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