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  • S Simon Walton

    Joe Woodbury wrote: I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen. Open MS Word. Type, "Hello world" in a new document. Hit print. Get your monitor, and feed it through the printer instead of paper. You might have to alter the document size settings in your driver software first though.

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    l a u r e n
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    no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:


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      The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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      Roger Wright
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      Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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      • J Joe Woodbury

        I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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        Roger Wright
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        No problem: 10 DIM A$[11] 20 A$ = "Hello World" 30 PRINT A$ 40 GOTO 30 90 END >RUN "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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        • L l a u r e n

          no no no no this is a common mistake i see very often this is a PROGRAMMERS website!! so ... open vi and type "hello world!" then follow the rest of simons instructions :laugh:


          "even if my world is weird it's my world"
          biz stuff   about me

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          Joao Vaz
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          lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

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          • J Joe Woodbury

            I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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            dabs
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            Well this[^] is always a classic :-)


            Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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              Navin wrote: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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              Navin
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              Roger Wright wrote: That's not a bug - it's a feature. You can work around it, though, by using Whiteout, Snowpake, or any similar correction product. Scraping with a razor blade will also work in a pinch. You are right, but according to this week's poll, many people are afraid of using third-party components in their code, so this may not be a viable solution. ;P Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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              • N Navin

                The first step is to get a good permenant marker. From there it is fairly straightforward to print "Hello World" on the screen if you have basic handwriting skills. WARNING: this method has a bug: even if you clear the screen, "Hello World" stays present. :-D Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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                Megan Forbes
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                This bug is efficiently squashed with Tippex ;P


                I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

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                • J Joe Woodbury

                  I hope everyone realizes that this was satire :)

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                  Megan Forbes
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                  And you tell me this after I wrote off my monitor and printer trying out Simon's suggestion?!? ;P


                  I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

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                  • J Joao Vaz

                    lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    Joao Vaz wrote: No, no, vi only on Unix. Ahem, *cough* *cough* ... WinVI[^] :cool: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff

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                    • J Joe Woodbury

                      I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                      Barry Lapthorn
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                      Use a big pen ;) B.

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                      • J Joe Woodbury

                        I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                        Bruce Duncan
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                        Type (copy/paste doesn't seem to work so well) the following into a command prompt window :

                        debug
                        a
                        MOV AH,09
                        MOV DX,0109
                        INT 21
                        INT 20
                        DB 'Hello World!$'

                        RCX
                        16
                        n hello.com
                        w
                        q
                        hello.com
                        del hello.com

                        You should get following output :

                        C:\>debug
                        -a
                        0B01:0100 MOV AH,09
                        0B01:0102 MOV DX,0109
                        0B01:0105 INT 21
                        0B01:0107 INT 20
                        0B01:0109 DB 'Hello World!$'
                        0B01:0116
                        -RCX
                        CX 0000
                        :16
                        -n hello.com
                        -w
                        Writing 00016 bytes
                        -q

                        C:\>hello.com
                        Hello World!
                        C:\>del hello.com

                        ;P

                        Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                        I can levitate birds...

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                        • J Joao Vaz

                          lauren wrote: open vi and type "hello world!" No, no, vi only on Unix. Vim is THE editor on Windows ;P Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

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                          Sean Cull
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                          What about NTEmacs??? :) -Sean

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                          • B Bruce Duncan

                            Type (copy/paste doesn't seem to work so well) the following into a command prompt window :

                            debug
                            a
                            MOV AH,09
                            MOV DX,0109
                            INT 21
                            INT 20
                            DB 'Hello World!$'

                            RCX
                            16
                            n hello.com
                            w
                            q
                            hello.com
                            del hello.com

                            You should get following output :

                            C:\>debug
                            -a
                            0B01:0100 MOV AH,09
                            0B01:0102 MOV DX,0109
                            0B01:0105 INT 21
                            0B01:0107 INT 20
                            0B01:0109 DB 'Hello World!$'
                            0B01:0116
                            -RCX
                            CX 0000
                            :16
                            -n hello.com
                            -w
                            Writing 00016 bytes
                            -q

                            C:\>hello.com
                            Hello World!
                            C:\>del hello.com

                            ;P

                            Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                            I can levitate birds...

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                            Bruce Duncan
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                            Aaw crap, there should be a carriage return between DB 'Hello World!$' and RCX Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? :confused:

                            Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                            I can levitate birds...

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                            • J Joe Woodbury

                              I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                              LongRange Shooter
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                              :-O:-O:-O:-O Create a Windows Application Project Drop a textbox on the form Type Hello World on it. Run Project

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                              • J Joe Woodbury

                                I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                                Lost User
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                                How about... v < >0#v # "Hello, World!" # v#0 < >v # >v ,: ,: ^_25*,^ ^_25*,^ J

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  Joao Vaz wrote: No, no, vi only on Unix. Ahem, *cough* *cough* ... WinVI[^] :cool: Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff

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                                  Joao Vaz
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                                  Vim is Vi improved and it rocks and it runs on Windows :-) btw , I'll analyse WinVi. :-D Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

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                                  • J Joe Woodbury

                                    I know this isn't for programming questions, but I really need help on this. I need to print the phrase "Hello World" on the screen.

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                                    Richard Stringer
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                                    A way I have found to be almost fool proof is white fingernail polish and a small brush. You can freehand or use a stencil. It looks better if you center the words but take your pick. Richard When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to better world, I am moved to lead a different life. Mark Twain- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

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                                      Well this[^] is always a classic :-)


                                      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beierhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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                                      Roger Wright
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                                      :laugh: A classic, indeed! The evolution of code bloat in a nutshell. We really should quit paying these guys by the line... "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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                                      • B Bruce Duncan

                                        Aaw crap, there should be a carriage return between DB 'Hello World!$' and RCX Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? :confused:

                                        Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                                        I can levitate birds...

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                                        James T Johnson
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                                        Bruce Duncan wrote: Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? I don't know why, to fix it you can put a space on the blank line.

                                        line 1

                                        line 2

                                        ;)

                                        James Sig code stolen from David Wulff

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                                        • J James T Johnson

                                          Bruce Duncan wrote: Why does <pre> seem to ignore extra carriage returns ? I don't know why, to fix it you can put a space on the blank line.

                                          line 1

                                          line 2

                                          ;)

                                          James Sig code stolen from David Wulff

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                                          Bruce Duncan
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                                          Doh, ok, why didn't I think of that :-O

                                          Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
                                          I can levitate birds...

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