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    Dalek Dave
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    ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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        ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Simon_Whale
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        Do you mind, I nearly lost my bacon sandwich there !! :laugh:

        As barmey as a sack of badgers

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          I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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          Dalek Dave
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          But the cost of feeding them is enormous. Salad-dodging, cupboard-loving, sweaty fat birds do nothing for me.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            But the cost of feeding them is enormous. Salad-dodging, cupboard-loving, sweaty fat birds do nothing for me.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

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              ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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                ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                leppie
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                :) ;P

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                  How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

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                    Brady Kelly
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                    pompeyboy3 wrote:

                    I know theres nothiong worse than doing your weekly shop, pulling a fatty, then having to do the shop the again the next day. I tend to send them home before breakfast

                    :~ :~ :~

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                      ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Old news. It's called the Lemidafukowt syndrome.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake!

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        pompeyboy3 wrote:

                        How do you get a fat girl in bed?

                        Ive got fudge!

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                          ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                          Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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                            ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Caslen
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                            As well a several gallons of ale inside you.. :omg:

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                              Big Jimmy Carr fan are you? Still, I gave a 5!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Big Jimmy Carr fan are you?

                              Ah yes, I couldn't remember where I had heard it. No not a fan, but to be fair I think it pre-dates Jimmy.

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                                ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                And suddenly I'm not hungry any more.

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                                  ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  You'd first have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot... Hang on guys, we have a volunteer... Volunteer[^]

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                                    Really? I would have rocked up with some talc powder and a pair of those long gloves guys use when working with molten metal. Oh, and some sturdy, water proof boots.

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                                    "Go on love, fart and give us a clue..."

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                                      ...More likely not to get pregnant in the first place. see here[^] I certainly wouldn't want to clamber over that. You'd need a safety lamp and a canary.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                      If someone yelled "Haul *ss!" she'd have to make 2 or 3 trips ...

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                                        I dont know about that, I find them a lot easier to catch.

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                                        Joe Simes
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                                        Kinda like a moped. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want to be seen on one! :-D

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