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  • R Rob Philpott

    ..not as obnoxious perhaps as sugardaddy.com or whatever it is - a site where rich men can find the perfect gold-digging companion. Now, that's shallow.

    Regards, Rob Philpott.

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    Joe Simes
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    Bookmarked!! Thanks!! :-D

    The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      DaveAuld wrote:

      No need to take rejection badly Pete

      I don't. I rejoice in my ugliness - it lets me keep a clear mind, and the beautiful ladies let you talk to them because they think you can't possibly think you're good enough for them. :-D

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      :laugh: I wouldn't say i'm ugly, but watching a bulldog lick p!$$ of a nettle, is like staring in a mirror. :-\

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      • R Rob Philpott

        ..not as obnoxious perhaps as sugardaddy.com or whatever it is - a site where rich men can find the perfect gold-digging companion. Now, that's shallow.

        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I know. I spent a fortune there... Sorry, no I didn't. Scratch that. Where's the delete?

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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        • C Chris Meech

          I wonder if they use the Melanie Safka[^] song, "Beautiful People". :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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          CMullikin
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          Nah, I'm bettin' they use the Marilyn Manson song, "The Beautiful People". The 'the' makes it seem superior, and you know how all those pretty girls love heavy rock.

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            Nah, I'm bettin' they use the Marilyn Manson song, "The Beautiful People". The 'the' makes it seem superior, and you know how all those pretty girls love heavy rock.

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            Chris Meech
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            :thumbsup: That would be a better alternative. :-D

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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              :laugh: I wouldn't say i'm ugly, but watching a bulldog lick p!$$ of a nettle, is like staring in a mirror. :-\

              Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn


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              Joe Simes
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              DaveAuld wrote:

              a bulldog lick p!$$ off a nettle

              :-D I'm stealing that one!!

              The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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              • P Pete OHanlon

                Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                OriginalGriff
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                "We responded immediately, repairing the damage from the Shrek virus and putting every new member [to the vote]." I didn't even know Wayne Rooney was a member...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  "The UK is among the countries with the highest rate of rejection" I say no more.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Exactly the sort of site that attracts people who think they are something they aren't: wonder if a site for ugly people would have the opposite problem: "sorry, you're far too good looking to use our site". I don't think so.

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Joe Simes wrote:

                      I'm so tired of hearing "Beautiful People" whine that they never get dates

                      In my younger, fitter days, I went out with a "beautiful people" girl. She was seriously attractive, and incredibly irritating. She was obsessed with her hair and her tan - so much so that she fell asleep on a sun lounger and ended up very badly blistered. After about a week and a half, I'd had enough - it was great having your mates admiring the fact that you were going out with a beautiful girl, but the lack of any interest in anything other than soap operas and herself was a huge turn off. Ironically, I ended up marrying her best friend who was really interesting and attractive.

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      I dated a model of some-repute in years past; she worked Paris and London fashion week that level. Abso-frakin-mazing to look at, but a completely hollow shell. Thank-you, but no thanks. When I met Mrs Wife, she was refreshingly wonderful. Naturally beautiful - she rarely uses more make-up than mascara - seriously intelligent - degree and brace of masters - wonderful [content != KSS] and to top all this SHE LOVES ME! Pig, this is shyte. Are you happy now? :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        Exactly the sort of site that attracts people who think they are something they aren't: wonder if a site for ugly people would have the opposite problem: "sorry, you're far too good looking to use our site". I don't think so.

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I think the response should be "Sorry, you're too vacuous for this site." :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                          I hope you weren't too upset when you were notified.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            I think the response should be "Sorry, you're too vacuous for this site." :-D


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                            vacuous

                            Normally an epithet reserved for users.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                              Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                              Beauty is like intelligence: Most people think they have it without limit and in reality most people do not.

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                              • J Joe Simes

                                BBC - Newsbeat wrote:

                                it was hit by a virus

                                Even "Beautiful People" need a shot of penicillin now and then! What a completely obnoxious service. I'm so tired of hearing "Beautiful People" whine that they never get dates because they are too lovely for regular people to approach. They should try being a short, fat, bald, gray bearded 45 yo programmer ffs! :sigh: OK rant over! :-D

                                The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card

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                                Mike Hankey
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                                My kind of dating site; ThreeToothMinimum.com

                                "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren

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                                  My kind of dating site; ThreeToothMinimum.com

                                  "Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward." Kierkegaard, Søren

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                                  Joe Simes
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                                  What do you say to a lovely lady from Farmington? Nice tooth! :)

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                                  • D DaveAuld

                                    :laugh: I wouldn't say i'm ugly, but watching a bulldog lick p!$$ of a nettle, is like staring in a mirror. :-\

                                    Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn


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                                    A face like a welders bench? :) Andy B

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      Thousands of people have been "ejected" from the beautifulpeople.com dating site because they are too ugly. For a brief period of time, it appears that some hideous trolls thought they were beautiful because they were allowed to register. Sadly, for them, the ugly fairygodmother has made a reappearance and they are off the site[^]. My favourite line: "We got suspicious when thousands of new members were accepted... many of whom were no oil painting"

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                      PIEBALDconsult
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                                      "Critics though say it could be nothing more than an elaborate PR stunt." Yeah, that's my guess.

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                                        I hope you weren't too upset when you were notified.

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        As a happily married man (read, scared of the missus ;) ), I'd have been a bit upset to find out I'd registered.

                                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                          A face like a welders bench? :) Andy B

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          A face like a melted wellie and breath like a mouldy old kipper.

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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