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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    He's not qualified. They can't dress a penis in their uniforms because your typical penis doesn't have arms or legs (although a name tag with the name "Dick" is easy enough to provide).

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    Lost User
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    I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

    I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      The irony of having his post automatically removed is just hilarious.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Ha! I hadn't noticed that! A self-fulfilling prophecy, if ever there were one!

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

        I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        5fingers wrote:

        I am quitting lounge

        Don't go 'way mad...

        We all know the tag-line to that one!

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        • L Lost User

          I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

          I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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          Keith Barrow
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          See you there!

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
          -Or-
          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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          • L Lost User

            I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

            I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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            realJSOP
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            You can't hide...

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              You can't hide...

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
              -----
              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              OriginalGriff
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              ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                ...and he can't even run, if he doesn't have any legs. http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3939144/Re-Message-Automatically-Removed.aspx[^]

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                realJSOP
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                And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  I am quitting lounge. I will be at other sections like c# and databases and mvc asp.net

                  I only read newbie introductory dummy books.

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                  Lost User
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                  Take 'justworking' with you.

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                    Take 'justworking' with you.

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                    thatraja
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                    Programmer at work - do not disturb[^]

                    thatraja


                    **My Tip/Tricks
                    My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
                    **

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                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                      And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      Just watch out when he spits.

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                      -Or-
                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        You're right. I've sent him an application for McDonald's marketing department, instead.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          And we'll recognize him easily enough - he's the guy with only one eye...

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Depends if he pulls his "hoodie" up...

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            Take 'justworking' with you.

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                            Keith Barrow
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                            It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                            -Or-
                            A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                              Hmm. Either musefan's logged in, or we have a marketing spy hiding amongst us.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              realJSOP
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                              It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                5fingers wrote:

                                From programming point of view a message cannot be "Automatically Removed"

                                Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighing dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                Dan Neely
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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                FTFY

                                3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  Based on that statement, I have to assume you're not much of a programmer, and that you would be better off weighinged as dirt in a bucket for a living.

                                  FTFY

                                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                                  realJSOP
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                                  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                    It is noteworthy how similar they are :)

                                    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                    -Or-
                                    A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Yes I have noted this, also how they both started actively posting on the same day.

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      It's a lower-rep debator

                                      Well, it's well known that marketing types are lower-life mass debaters...

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        It's not musefan. It's a lower-rep debator. My compensation 5 boosted the rating to 3.4.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Hmm. Having checked, it's a -16, which is about right for musefan's rep -- your voting gun must be shooting extra-high calibre .24s. I suppose I could ask for a list of all the one-votes, but it's always either -2 (we don't need to think too hard to figure out which pair of oiks that is) or -16, and the -16s always seem to start when musefan logs in, and stop when he logs out. If I could be bothered, I'd reciprocate, to see how he likes his down-voting muscle being downed to -8 or -4. Of course, if there's a slow day, I might do it just to keep myself entertained for an hour.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Dan Neely
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                                          I can't claim full credit though. I stole the idea from one of Eric Flints older books (ch 8)[^]. "Within a year, if Justinian was feeling charitable due to his victory over the Persians, they would be feeding the hogs back at their estate in Thrace. Pouring slops into the trough. If the Emperor was not feeling charitable—charity was not his most outstanding trait—they would be feeding the hogs at one of Justinian's many estates. From inside the trough, since they themselves would be the slop."

                                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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