Its a boy

Dalek Dave

Why would he be happier about getting a boy?

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M@B J wrote:

You bloody hell

"You bloody fool" is better English (dont mean to be pedantic, but it would be funnier that way)

M@B J wrote:

now leave my finger

Er, why did the dad try to grab the babies dick? :wtf: I heard a similar joke, " Its a boy, its a boy, my, look at the length of his thingy!" Nurse: "Thats the umbilical cord you cretin..."

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Lost User

Quite, girls are nicer and love their dads more. :)

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fjdiewornncalwe

I was thinking the same thing.... :)

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Lost User

Much better that way.

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Single Step Debugger

Five for this. I highly appreciate when a native speaker makes an effort to correct some rough grammatical/idiomatical errors we make.

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Mycroft Holmes

You are making a huge assumption that screaming is a happy thing! Methinks your bias is showing. Mind you the Op is from India and their bias is well known and is a valid target!

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Baji Jabbar

Erudite_Eric wrote:

"You bloody fool" is better English

Thanks Eric :thumbsup:

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And five for that. This native speaker appreciates your attempt to master our sarcasm. :)

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bosedk

lol. This should have been posted in GIT. The joke is lost when people cannot understand the cultural references.

Pete OHanlon

What cultural references? Babies are born in the same way the world over.

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bosedk

I said cultural not anatomical. Males still have a superior status not just in India but that region in general.

Lost User

Unfortunately in India, it's quite common to see people being happy about boy births and sad about girls.