Decisions, decisions.
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Was he an octopus?
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More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Funny I got called an octopus by a girl, all for the wrong reasons ;)
Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
Metro RSSThat's what I meant! But then you suckered her in!
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More likely a mollusc. Which was odd because his parents looked normal. Yet another example of the shellfish gene.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
You don't beat him enough!
or he doesn't beat him the right way.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Don't you mussel in on this pun thread!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
Oh clam up.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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Oh clam up.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!
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Henry Minute wrote:
Haven't read one in yonks.
I told you that you would end up needing glasses! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I told you that you would end up needing glasses
Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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DeathByChocolate wrote:
I told you that you would end up needing glasses
Speaking of which I am about to have some scotch. Would you care for two fingers?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
I think she prefers a highball, straight up.
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I shall try to winkle a few more puns out of you!
--------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] English League Tables - Live
You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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You really shouldn't try to pin me down like that because I'm urchin to respond. Bit weak, I know, but I haven't been whelk.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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That's not my fault! DBC insisted on my returning her whip.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
Henry Minute wrote:
DBC insisted on my returning her whip.
Whip always was one of my favorites ... Walnut Whip that is! ;) (See I always get back to chcolate one way or another!)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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I think she prefers a highball, straight up.
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I do enjoy a stiff one when I get home in the evening, that is true. ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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Oh for cods sake! :rolleyes:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Desist! I've haddock up to here, or maybe it was here, I can't remember the exact plaice.
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
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My new mobile is ready for collection. I have to go to the bank tomorrow and it is next door to the phone shop. Do I pick up the mobile today, or wait till tomorrow?
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.
So which US president did you use?
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So which US president did you use?
Ulysses S Grant, of course. He's a dead ringer. :)
Henry Minute Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is. Cogito ergo thumb - Sucking my thumb helps me to think.