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  • L lewax00

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    Head jInquisitor

    Nobody Expects the Spanish jInquisition!

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    Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Javascript, and nice red uniforms

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    • A Anna Steglinski

      I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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      Kenneth Haugland
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      How about the opposite; people that write bad code: - Bitwrecker - Codeorist - Code witch project - Work terminator - .NET slacker - Code byter

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      • A AspDotNetDev
        • Ex-span-shunner

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        AspDotNetDev
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        • Head Master

        Though, that could be taken to mean something entirely different.

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        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        • A Anna Steglinski

          I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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          Charlottan

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          • A Anna Steglinski

            I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              Some that come to mind:

              • Markup Tween
              • Style Selector
              • Dolla Func
              • Anonymous Delegate
              • DOMinator
              • DOM 'n' Matrix
              • Professional Tagger
              • Bold Emphasizer
              • Var Var Minx

              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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              RC_Sebastien_C
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              A 5 for DOM 'n' Matrix. Some others are good but I'm out of votes.

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                0bx
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                More like the iRobot. Except that they have a lot more rules and none of them have anything to do with ethics.

                Giraffes are not real.

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                • P Pualee

                  Paycheck Collector.

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                  RC_Sebastien_C
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                  Sits right next to UTubeWatcher :-)

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    iWorker? Yes, I know, but I liked it. :)

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    JimmyRopes
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                    mark merrens wrote:

                    iWorker iWonker

                    FTFY :-D

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                    I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                    • A Anna Steglinski

                      I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                      Vivi Chellappa
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                      Code Coolie.:rose:

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                      • A Anna Steglinski

                        I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                        The Grand Poobah!

                        Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. :)

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                        • A Anna Steglinski

                          I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                          Chris Maunder
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                          I'm personally angling for Prima Donna, but evidently it scares those in suits when you are so refreshingly honest.

                          cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                          • A Anna Steglinski

                            I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                            Michael Bergman
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                            Head Cheese

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                            For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                            To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                            In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                            I am not a chatbot

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                            • A Anna Steglinski

                              I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                              Michael Bergman
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                              m.bergman

                              For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                              To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                              In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                              I am not a chatbot

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                              • A Anna Steglinski

                                I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                Michael Bergman
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                                m.bergman

                                For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

                                To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

                                In most cases the only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment. -- Marc Maron

                                I am not a chatbot

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                                • A Anna Steglinski

                                  I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Might be an idea to keep the punny one unofficial, and use a more conservative title. Don't forget that it will go on headed notepaper, business cards, and signatures, and might be seen by people whom you'll want to take you seriously.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • A Anna Steglinski

                                    I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                    • A Anna Steglinski

                                      I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                      - Brain (and you can be Pinky) ;P

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                                      • A Anna Steglinski

                                        I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                        Awesome Coder

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                                        • A Anna Steglinski

                                          I'm going to be starting a new job as a Front-End Developer and one of the "perks" that the company has is that you get to come up with your own unique job title. I will be doing a lot of work with HTML/CSS/jQuery and would love something pun-ny or with a sense of humor to it. An example of other job titles are: -Code Soldier! -Web Ninja -Bit Keeper -Code Monkey -Project Wrangler -Interactive Diva -Sourceror -Doctor.Net -Den Mother -Mad Scientist -Control Freak Anyone got some suggestions?

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                                          Anna Steglinski
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                                          Awesome suggestions guys! I have narrowed it down to 5: Prima DOMa Web Weaver Body Builder DOMinator Markup Master Honorable Mentions: DOM 'n Matrix Script Easer Skynet Interface Developer DOM 'n Matrix and Script Easer were two of my favorites but I decided it may not a good idea with the connotations of each. The title will be on my business card haha

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