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I'm a productive member of society...

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    Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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    ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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      ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

      I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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      Mark_Wallace
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      A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

        I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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        Johnny J
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        Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :sigh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

          ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

          I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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          Johnny J
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          Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :laugh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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            Good for you! Personally, in my current job, I would be a more productive member of society if I were in jail hammering license plates... :laugh:

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
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            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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            Best start robbing banks then... The retirement plan is great - guaranteed housing! Iain.

            I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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              A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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              I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

              I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                A lot of these people work in places where people are very sensitive, so they learn how to swear and cuss silently.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                HobbyProggy
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                one of my collegues just goes enrage and mashes up his desk and drawers.

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                • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                  ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                  I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                  CPallini
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                  ... from the non-productive community! :thumbsup:

                  Veni, vidi, vici.

                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                    ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    From the reproductive members of society

                    speramus in juniperus

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                      From the reproductive members of society

                      speramus in juniperus

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                      Johnny J
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                      Oh, please don't!!! :~

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
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                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                        Oh, please don't!!! :~

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
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                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
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                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        CPallini
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                        He did.

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                          He did.

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Twice.

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                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            Twice.

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            With a woman!

                            speramus in juniperus

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                              I knew my self satisfied feeling couldn't last! The person involved was a lady though, and they're too nice to swear...? Iain.

                              I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                              DeathByChocolate
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                              Too elephanting right! ;P

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                              • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                                ...OK, that might be pushing it a little. As I mentioned in my last post, I was presenting at a mini-conference yesterday. One of my customer's sneaked out after my talk. I went for a walk to the lobby of the hotel where we had a room a little while later, and there she was, working on her laptop. And using my software. No complaints, no compliments, just getting on with her job doing work with tools I created. Sometimes it's nice to be in software! Iain.

                                I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                                BobJanova
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                                Always nice to know that what you spend time working on is actually useful to someone.

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                                  With a woman!

                                  speramus in juniperus

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                                  PIEBALDconsult
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                                  Bah!

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                                    Bah!

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Was that meant for Griff?

                                    speramus in juniperus

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