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What job would you create for yourself?

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  • K Kenneth Haugland

    From his profile picture I'd say he's horsing around a lot.

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    Lost User
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    That's aLlama-ing

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      You'd soon run out of puff. What? I meant blowing them up to find leaks, you dirty-minded pervert!

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Mark_Wallace wrote:

      blowing them up

      Comme ca?[^]

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      • L Lost User

        Condom tester

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        Vivi Chellappa
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        Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

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        • V Vivi Chellappa

          Do you know what that job involves? Not what you think it does. There is a bunch of metal tubes and you slip condoms on them and look for obvious tears, etc. PS. I know this because I have seen a photo of a facility manufacturing condoms.

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          Comedian: "This horse walks into a bar..." Vivic: "How'd it get in through door? Horses aren't allowed in pubs!" Comedian: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Vivic: "Chicken's brains are too small for us to assign meaning to their actions; the only reason a chicken would cross a road is if there were food or a cockerel on the other side."

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            I'd prefer to be in the control group.

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Testing the broken ones?

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-08[^]

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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              "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

              How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                Condom tester

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                VE2
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                If there are holes or flaws in this statement, there could be long term consequences..

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                • J Jorgen Andersson

                  Testing the broken ones?

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  No. Not using them.

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                  • L Lost User

                    "My job could be to attend meetings and say strategic things".. Every company has got these people :laugh:

                    How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                    Austin Mullins
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                    Yes, and there value is determined by precisely how strategic their words are. Isn't a programmer just someone who refuses to attend these meetings with the excuse that they're too busy typing strategic things?

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                    • D DaveAuld

                      It is safe for work, it is all about how they created the job adverts and the marketing behind the campaign.........there is nothing contentious in it at all. :)

                      Dave Find Me On:Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn Folding Stats: Team CodeProject

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                      Octanic
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                      well, that was what he was saying, but he forgot to add an "A" to NSFW. It should be NSFWA: Not Safe For Wife Around

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