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What I imagine devs will be talking about in 20 years....

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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

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    Nathan Minier
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    Would that be during [President Honey Boo-Boo's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here\_Comes\_Honey\_Boo\_Boo) first or second term?

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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    • J Jeremy Falcon

      ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

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      and whether they should work for cheap/poorly managed companies that make them write, perform and/or report their own test cases - but I'm sure all devs are honest people so that's OK.

      Sin tack ear lol Pressing the any key may be continuate

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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

        Jeremy Falcon

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        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid.

        Oak goad for clubs. Ugh. Smash deer well.

        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        Today it's Apple vs PC

        There was never any competition there; the PC is the most used mainstream computer.

        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        and Java vs VB vs C#

        Nor there; Java was pushed by universities, as it was an open-source alternative they could hold practical lectures on, as opposed to the closed Microsoft platform. Java runs coffee-machines and more, but it did not take of on the desktop. C# IS the next incarnation of VB, and since the future rhymes, when C# will be villified in the future, we'll "invent" a new language (one that replaces keywords in the syntax, nothing else) and all problems will be solved anew.

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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        • J Jeremy Falcon

          ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

          Jeremy Falcon

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          No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:

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            No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:

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            By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.

            "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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              By then it will have been replaced with RedBullScript.

              "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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              Then comes McDonald#, Objective-Coke, Pepsi++, and Visual Bank of America :^)

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                Then comes McDonald#, Objective-Coke, Pepsi++, and Visual Bank of America :^)

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                The already have [Visual Pringles](http://money.cnn.com/2004/05/20/news/fortune500/trivia\_chips/). It compiles down to STOOLBOL. Thank goodness for Friday afternoons, I'm clearly done.

                "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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                • J Jon McKee

                  Then comes McDonald#, Objective-Coke, Pepsi++, and Visual Bank of America :^)

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                  All available from Microsoft, a Family company.

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    Perhaps the elusive FM module for development that currently exists in the minds of managers and some clients...One day maybe! :laugh:

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                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                      ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

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                      If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || .... It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications . It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques. Only my creazy mind. Bruno

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                        If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah But I think it's time to change this and no longer discuss about C # || VB || Java || Python || .... It is time that a task can be defined in a meta language... and then tools (implemented perhaps in C # || VB || Java || Python ...) should convert this meta definition into applications . It means that the description of the task (in “the” meta language) remains ~"constant". The tools take over the translation of the “meta task” into the current techniques. Only my creazy mind. Bruno

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                        0x01AA wrote:

                        If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah

                        After hearing for the past year at work how Salesforce can do everything including cure cancer and bring back Robbin Williams, I gotta say this is sooooooo true.

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                        • raddevusR raddevus

                          No, no, no. We will still be talking about : The Latest JavaScript Library!!!!! Some (many) of you are screaming and pounding your desk with a fist now, but you know it's true. :laugh:

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                          Good point. :laugh:

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                            Would that be during [President Honey Boo-Boo's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here\_Comes\_Honey\_Boo\_Boo) first or second term?

                            "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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                            Third? :~

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                              Of course - it had to be upper case. I'd have thought "K" though - it can be used in so many ways:

                              K? Greetings! How are you?
                              K! Let's do it!
                              K Whateva.
                              K... Suspicious agreement.
                              etc.

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              Oddly enough, this almost reminds of using binary, just upper and lower case Ks instead. So in that light...

                              KkKKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKK KkkKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKk

                              Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.

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                              • J Jeremy Falcon

                                0x01AA wrote:

                                If it goes on like in the last 30 years then it will be: 1. Secure your investment through our tool, blah blah blah 2. Using our tool, you can create reusable components (re-usable for how long?), blah, blah blah

                                After hearing for the past year at work how Salesforce can do everything including cure cancer and bring back Robbin Williams, I gotta say this is sooooooo true.

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                                But no, no no, Robbin Williams is not responsiblefor all this :-D He (RW) is maybe not everybodies "thing".. but for my ears he is doing his Job not that bad ... compared to a lot of Software companies :-O RW is a great Entertainer, but from a Software Company I excpect something more than Entertainment ;) Bruno [Edit] Concerning Robbie Williams, in case you think he is only a bad Boy. I'm a Drummer and singer, but I'm not able to sing such a "simple" song like this that precise like RW does.... href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk">Robbie Williams - Feel - YouTube[^] And yes all this is far away from what a man like Elvis did... but now I have to go to Soap box :laugh: [/Edit] Moced to Soap box: [Nothing special](https://www.codeproject.com/Messages/5345871/Nothing-special.aspx)

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  in 20 years ... 3d spaces vs 3d tabs.

                                  I'd rather be phishing!

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                                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                                    Oddly enough, this almost reminds of using binary, just upper and lower case Ks instead. So in that light...

                                    KkKKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKK KkkKkKKK KkkKkkkk KkkkKkkk KkkKKkKK KkkkkKKk KKkKKKKk

                                    Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.

                                    Jeremy Falcon

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                                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                    Let's overlook the similarities between that and the infamous hate group, in the name of science, shall we.

                                    K.

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    • J Jeremy Falcon

                                      ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

                                      Jeremy Falcon

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                                      I vote for COBOL.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Qubits are soooo 2036! All the cool froods are using octanibbles.

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        You've been drinking too much of the moloko!

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                                          ...the same crap. Anything they like is good; everything else is stupid. Today it's Apple vs PC and Java vs VB vs C#. In the future, it'll be qubits vs ESP.

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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                                          Mike Hankey
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                                          Javascript, Javascript and javascript!

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