We really need to STOP making fun of different programming languages...

Sander Rossel

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W Balboos GHB

Why ? Also, in some cases, like VB6, it's the user and not the language, or maybe both. No reason to stop unless you know something better to do.

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Slacker007

:laugh:

MehreenTahir

I don't hate PHP but I'm just not particularly excited about its existence. :-D

OriginalGriff

Sander Rossel wrote:

JavaScript is AWESOME

I know a lot of people who no longer believe you can spell: "AWFUL" has no 'E's, no 'S's, no 'O's, and no 'M's ... but we knew what you meant.

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BillWoodruff

You are absolutely right: we need to get serious, and admit that all programming languages suck ... except the one, or two, we really like.

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raddevus

Sander Rossel wrote:

C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING

F...P...C...B...P...A... first letters of all capitalized words...hmm...??? I searched for the hidden code that had the sarcastic remark that would reveal that you actually meant that we __must, of course, keep making fun of of most programming languages__ but I couldn't find it. Can you please point out the anagram, backronym, encoded message, enigma so I can partake of your sarcasm? :laugh: :laugh: Cuz, if you're a _REAL PROGRAMMER_ then there must be hidden sarcasm there somewhere. :rolleyes:

F ES Sitecore

Well said. BTW, you missed out "and c# is better than all those POS"

Richard Deeming

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raddevus

Wait...was the post here plagiarism!?! Plagiarism in the midst of us!! :laugh:

ZurdoDev

I don't get it. What's the joke?

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honey the codewitch

Python has braceless if statements

Real programmers use butterflies

Sander Rossel

I got it from Facebook, but it was a Twitter screenshot, so probably a screenshot from the CodeProject Twitter account on the CodeProject Facebook page which I now shared back on CodeProject :laugh:

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Sander Rossel

When I say anything good about Java it's sarcasm, and not hidden :laugh:

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Richard Deeming

Now you just need to take a blurry picture of the screen with your phone, paste it into a Word document, fax that document to yourself, scan it in, and then upload the scan to Facebook. :-D

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kalberts

I prefer to kiss girls without braces. Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls. (Actually, I even preferred girls without bras.) Programming languages might be diferent. I was programming Pascal in my youth, with BEGIN and END. Sometimes I preferred that in girls as well. Nowadays, I would prefer a BEGIN only. I don't think girls with braces would attract me nowadays.

Lost User

Look at what positive things he says about PHP :thumbsup:

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ZurdoDev

Ya, I saw that, it just wasn't funny to me. I guess you need Monty Python humor to think it's funny. :-\

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ZurdoDev

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Or at least in those days when I did kiss girls.

You've moved on to boys? ;)

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CPallini

You missed COBOLotomic! :-D