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    Marc Clifton
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    I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

    Latest Article:
    Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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      I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

      Latest Article:
      Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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      OriginalGriff
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      Ah but you missed the important ones! "Where's the coffee?" "I need a faster machine" "Pizza, anybody?"

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

        Latest Article:
        Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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        Amarnath S
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        "It's not that critical". "There is a simple workaround".

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          I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

          Latest Article:
          Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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          RickZeeland
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          "It must be a Dotfuscator error" :-\

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          • M Marc Clifton

            I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

            Latest Article:
            Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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            jeron1
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            I generally hear a fair amount of cussing.

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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              I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

              Latest Article:
              Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Did you turn it off and back on again?

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                I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                Latest Article:
                Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                Mike Hankey
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                Why no that's not a bug that's an undocumented feature.

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                • M Marc Clifton

                  I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                  Latest Article:
                  Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                  kmoorevs
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                  :laugh: The first 3 are spoken daily here! Example: Late yesterday afternoon, a customer called to inform me that her reports weren't working...none of them! :omg: I quickly checked on my system...no problems so I remarked, 'well, it works for me'. She replied, 'It worked fine this morning.' I relented and started a remote. When I got on her system, there were over a dozen report windows loaded in the background! 'Huh' :wtf:

                  "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                    I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                    Latest Article:
                    Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                    Ron Anders
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                    "Son of a....." Stupid Javascript Stupid Microsoft. Na.... Stupid me, I fixed it.

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                      I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                      Latest Article:
                      Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      "That's easy. I'll have it done today."

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                        I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                        Latest Article:
                        Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                        Lost User
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                        "Yeah, but ... how do you do that in MVVM?"

                        "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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                          I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                          Latest Article:
                          Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                          Craig Robbins
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                          Sounds like a PICNIC to me. (Problem in Chair, Not in Computer) And I say this knowing sometimes I am the one "in the chair" :)

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                            Ah but you missed the important ones! "Where's the coffee?" "I need a faster machine" "Pizza, anybody?"

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            honey the codewitch
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                            Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG

                            To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                              I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                              Latest Article:
                              Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                              k5054
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                              That's a hardware problem.

                              Keep Calm and Carry On

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                                I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                Latest Article:
                                Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                StarNamer work
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                                "There is absolutely no way it could do that."

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                                  I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                  Latest Article:
                                  Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                  jmaida
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                                  I am off by 1 somewhere.

                                  "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                                    I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                    Latest Article:
                                    Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                    abmv
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                                    you people are such a disgrace.. chatgpt is better !!!

                                    Caveat Emptor. "Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long

                                    We are in the beginning of a mass extinction. - Greta Thunberg

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                                      I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say: "It works for me" "It worked a couple days ago" "Huh" "The JSON is bad"

                                      Latest Article:
                                      Create a Digital Ocean Droplet for .NET Core Web API with a real SSL Certificate on a Domain

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                                      englebart
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                                      The user did “what”? The user cannot do that. (log proves otherwise)

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                                        Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly. What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG

                                        To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                                        englebart
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                                        But you can never go the other way… This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds. why? Why? WHY?

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                                          But you can never go the other way… This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds. why? Why? WHY?

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                                          honey the codewitch
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                                          Oh I went the other way, but it cost me a pretty penny. :)

                                          To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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