I have to disagree with most of the people when they say a cert is useless. I've landed 2 or 3 jobs because I had a Microsoft cert. A lot of people are predicting that Data Science and AI are the best certs to have for 2020 job search. Good luck buddy. :thumbsup:
"Dreams really do come true."
So I guess since you have to stop quoting movies and music lyrics, that eliminates like half your arsenal of jokes? Man that's tough having to come up with new jokes for the newsletters without quotes :(
"Dreams really do come true."
Well played Rick... well played :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
Yes I am changing from a software developer to a computer security professional. I am also looking into device repair, let's see those overseas devs try to offer that kind of service :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
You shouldn't be looking at anyone's anus without permission. :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
I was also going to suggest Node :D
"Dreams really do come true."
Those newsletter taglines are hilarious, this is my favorite:
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This robotic finger attachment for your smartphone will gently caress your hand Right. That's definitely what it's for.
HAHA! Now I wanna buy the robotic finger so it can "caress my hand" :laugh: Here's the other golden one:
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Microsoft says they can recover files deleted by Windows 10 October 2018 Update They'll post them all to a SharePoint file share. Please only download your files.
I can honestly imagine someone going into another person's folder trying to download their files :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
I actually laughed out loud on this one :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
Well I get half that speed for double the price. It seems like you have the best deal I've heard of :|
"Dreams really do come true."
Alright I understand :cool::thumbsup:
"Dreams really do come true."
I looked under "Web Development" and didn't see SEO or Marketing available. If there isn't any of those categories will CodeProject consider creating them? :cool::java:
"Dreams really do come true."
Keep em comin buddy, I stay current thanks to those newsletters. And entertained thanks to the taglines :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
Don't get me started on how much I love CP, I'm surprised that these young junior devs don't really know about this place. They'd rather watch programming tutorial videos on YouTube X| . How am I supposed to pause the video, or find the exact step I'm looking for :confused:? Maybe you guys like to watch them, but I'd rather read an article with links to more info :cool:.
"Dreams really do come true."
Preach on brother, what is your favorite tagline? :cool:
"Dreams really do come true."
Well this is a new account because I lost my old account I had created back in 2002.
"Dreams really do come true."
Well I'm happy for you, we coders need snacks to pull through those bug squashing sessions :zzz:
"Dreams really do come true."
Well thank you Kent, for providing me with much needed comic relief. It is very appreciated :)
"Dreams really do come true."
I have been an avid user of Code Project for a looong time, I can't even remember the first time I was on the site learning how to code. But anyway I would like to know who writes those funny taglines in the newsletter? Here is an example of an extremely funny one:
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Researchers create safer lithium-ion batteries that harden on impact Explosive, and now with shrapnel!
Who comes up with this stuff cause it's hilarious 😂 :laugh:
"Dreams really do come true."
Super Duper PDF Pooper Tagline: We will drop tons of PDF all over your file system.
"Dreams really do come true."