Gary Kirkham wrote:
It also said that if you are wounded, you should "NEVER GIVE UP!"
Hello there, friend... Ya say your job's a drag, with more tedious work piling up each day? And ya finally got a good parking spot, but a passing tornado took your car with it? And Jim from the help desk shot you in the stomach after you transferred a call, and then shot himself? And when you crawled to the first aid station, you found out they'd replaced it with a vending machine? And you spent your last quarter on coffee? Is that what's troublin' you, bunky?
Well, grab that pistol off the floor, and shoot out the lock! Show 'em what being a dedicated employee is all about!
You'll never give up, never give up, never give up that ship!
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You're right. These facts that you've laid out totally contradict the wild ramblings that I pulled off the back of cornflakes packets.