yes You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

:omg: I keep re-creating my time machine but, once assembled, it keeps disappearing! :confused::wtf:

den2k88 wrote: I fail to understand if *BJ*OTD stands for Bad Joke or other... in topic things! Hmm. Should I called it BJBJOTD or BJ²OTD? :-\ SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

_Maxxx_ wrote: Can he be expected to understand He is the IT department chief in his company. I think he should know... SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

:-\ Of cource it's all scientific - there is never chauvinism in my jokes - ehm - papers :laugh: SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

Thank Ghu for the tropics, that is one war we do not have to participate in :laugh: Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

Reminds me of this old limerick: The god of war rode out one day Upon his handsome filly. "I'm Thor!", he cried, The horse replied, "Well, your forgot your thaddle, thilly." "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

On the related note - Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 prisoners enjoy gang rape. Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!

Phenomenon[^]. :-D "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

Nice, that had me rolling.

Keep calm and protect your Ingo wrote: a$$ My Name in English[^] Translation done By OriginalGriff

I would tap the person in front of me and say, "Excuse me sir but I believe you dropped this". When he looks puzzled and the coaster begins to move say "Oh I know! It must have fell out of your seat" :cool: Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

either If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

No, the correct response is "Show my yours and I'll show you mine!" If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

Well said, Quote: Otherwise, you're just an ass! I envy people who figure out this : Quote: Otherwise Hmmmm.....

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