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  • Obviously
    M Michael Schubert

    What the hell is it with Formula One drivers and the word "obviously"? In the post race press conference in Malaysia (just an example) that word was used 53 times! See here: http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines/2013/3/14414.html[^]

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    The Lounge html com tutorial question announcement

  • I just lost all faith in humanity
    M Michael Schubert

    I find it quite funny how Formula One drivers overuse the words "obviously" and "honestly". You'll likely hear comments in an interview like this: "We obviously wanted to win but I honestly don't know what went wrong. We'll obviously have to analyse the data and improve the car for the next race which I obviously want to win. I can honestly say that the team is obviously doing a great job." This actually makes me literally laugh out loud every time. :-D

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    The Soapbox com question

  • BJOTD
    M Michael Schubert

    Fuckin' brilliant

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    The Soapbox com adobe help question career

  • All Time great Actors?
    M Michael Schubert

    Johnny J. wrote:

    Jennifer Aniston

    :wtf: I hope you're being sarcastic.

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    The Lounge question

  • All Time great Actors?
    M Michael Schubert

    Alec Guinness Anthony Hopkins Orson Welles Ben Kingsley Gary Oldman

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    The Lounge question

  • Ghost Rider
    M Michael Schubert

    Hermaine wrote:

    where did the power of ghost rider came from?

    Simple: Because of his huge tax debt, Nicolas Cage sold his soul to Mitt Romney who secretly moonlights as the dark lord. In turn, Mitt paid his taxes and gave him the powers to light all kinds of things on fire.

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

    The Lounge question

  • Ghost Rider
    M Michael Schubert

    Hermaine wrote:

    huh?... what is that?

    Dave's alter ego.

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    The Lounge question

  • OK, we better start evolving again!
    M Michael Schubert

    Isn't it ironic? I'm fairly confident that the creationist retards who reject the theory of evolution have a lower IQ than this chimpanzee.

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    The Lounge html xml announcement

  • Most important programming language
    M Michael Schubert

    Mike Hankey wrote:

    Assembler of course!

    Exactly. Either that or using a Hex keypad like on my old Z80 with 2K of memory.

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    The Lounge question

  • In future...
    M Michael Schubert

    CodyDaemon wrote:

    it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here.

    Wrong, this practice has been around for a long time. Many have complained about it but it's very unlikely that it will change.

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    The Lounge help question

  • Love is the "MASTER KEY"
    M Michael Schubert

    Did you overdose on chick flicks? I suggest counteracting with some Tarantino/Rodriguez movies.

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    The Lounge

  • Most interesting code part
    M Michael Schubert

    Fruit Loops

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    The Lounge

  • Science Wins
    M Michael Schubert

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    You do know that religion makes people dumb, right?

    I think one already has to be retarded in order to join one of these cults.

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

    The Lounge xml

  • Science Wins
    M Michael Schubert

    ham_gr80 wrote:

    because a complete religion is mother of science

    I don't know what that means. Who is the father of science?

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    The Lounge xml

  • New tactic by JustWorking
    M Michael Schubert

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    So he is now NotWorking?

    I'd say quite the opposite. Without posting crap here he'll be much more productive.

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    The Lounge

  • New tactic by JustWorking
    M Michael Schubert

    He'll be back. Don't worry.

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    The Lounge

  • JOTD ??
    M Michael Schubert

    Excellent. Got more?

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    The Lounge question

  • This makes you feel so warm and fuzzy inside :)
    M Michael Schubert

    OriginalGriff wrote:

    One KSS word

    Could you elaborate? Edit: I suppose you refer to the f*** word. I thought this was KSUS?

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    The Lounge com

  • JOTD
    M Michael Schubert

    Colin Mullikin wrote:

    Lets look at the definition of a joke, shall we? You seem to not fully understand it.
     
    According to Dictionary.com,
    "something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act"
     
    I fail to see how your post qualifies in any way under this definition.

    Didn't I just point that out? http://www.codeproject.com/Lounge.aspx?msg=3932825#xx3932825xx[^]

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    The Lounge

  • Sorry
    M Michael Schubert

    Apologies flavoured with sarcasm don't qualify. ;P

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