Was supposed to be a joke which was downvoted by many of them. Deleted to avoid fury! Edited and replaced with this message as top level messages can't be deleted.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "F*** him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book. The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bi*ch tonight, Dave."

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I know that you have got it in some open book exam which you have to answer and submit it later.

Thanks for that. Great one! My mistake!! Damn me .. can't understand a simple joke! :(

hoernchenmeister wrote:

5 minutes later he is back, completely soaked in blood... it's dripping from his robe, his mouth, his head... blood everywhere
 
v1/v2: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened?
v3: Hah... look over there. Can you guys see the tree?
v1/v2: Yes, we can see it...
 
v3: I couldn't...

I couldn't... What?? Didn't understand. Plz explain!

What a complaint!!

Pigs will be pigs! Want all the fun for free!!

Cunning Farmer!! :-D

Didn't understand why [I] said that the sheep is a Liar! Please explain.. :doh:

Now let's see who solves this puzzle: You only have to set the jumbled letters straight so as to form a sentence / phrase. W P I O O O E S U L N E I H N P N Y D F S Waiting for the answer! ;)