How about V and F, or is that only in the SEA area? Just like that old Carly Simon song... "You're so funny, You probably think this joke is about you" My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

I read in some scientific magazine years ago the most of the good looking people consider themselves ugly. Go figure. There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed. modified on Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:51 AM

No, can't say as I do.

That's how you know the rest is BS and to stop reading in pretty much any circumstance. What a shitty employment wanted ad. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy. modified on Thursday, August 25, 2011 10:05 AM

Great one! My 5! :thumbsup:

Marcus Kramer wrote: As politically incorrect as these are I resemble that remark ;) “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

Besides that my post clearly points out if you just missed a word (one in this case), you also totally missed out on the grammar. :-D "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

thrakazog wrote: I always cheer for the the bull at these events. I never understood how people thought this might be a good idea or would expect any different outcome. Then the picadors of course, each one on his horse I shouted "Olé!" every time one was gored[^] Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius

Mike Hankey wrote: What the hell has he been smoking? Whatever it may be (Acapulco Brass?) He's got a big stash[^] “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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Oakman wrote: brb is a common chatroom abbreviation for be right back. Oohhh, OK, Yeah, and it's not even funny when it's explained. ;P ============================== Nothing to say.

I had/still have trouble parsing your words in the way you say you meant them, but, O.K. The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

Reminds me of the time I went into a shop in Spain looking for socks but I did not know the word for them. Fortunately the attendant pulled out some socks from a drawer and said "Eso si que es?" at which I said "Si!". Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)

Yeah, probably not. It was all I could think of at the time though. Martin Fowler wrote: Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

That wasn't quite what I had in mind but it sure does look good. Dang now I'm hungry. Curse you. :) 0x2B || ~0x2B

Oakman wrote: Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say?   "For you, no charge." Yeah, and then the proton offered to pay, and when asked by the bartender "are you sure", the proton answered "yes, I'm positive". Then a sad looking neutrino joins the others. "What's up with you?" asks the neutron. - "I've just been kicked out of church." Shocked the others demand, "Whatever for?" - The neutrino replies "Apparently I'm not supposed to have mass!" Then two quarks walk into the bar. One says to the bar tender, "I'll have a double bourbon, straight, and my bitch here will have his usual Miller Lite!" and slaps the other quark hard on the ass. The neutron leans over to the proton and whispers, "No need to guess who's the top and who's the bottom there then!" "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

Yep - and I can read the paragraph above it... :laugh: Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Ᵽompey wrote: Now I'm always going to be wondering... Odds are good that the itching your scratching is little red creatures that look like crabs. . . The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.

Oakman wrote: 2. Order diet water whenever I eat out. Bet that earns a funny look from the wife. "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

Not sure. Did the other prisoners find him appealing?:~