Just when you think you are done with work today, this deck of cards[^] will be your next fun project at home!

Well I am born and raised in Turkey. I didnt't have interest in hockey since 2006. As you know Turkey is not a country where hockey is popular. People love soccer here a lot and they are so passionate about it like Canadians are for hockey. But I have met my best friend in 2006 and since then I am a Canucks fan.. Well you must have guessed he is from Vancouver :) Right now I cannot watch all the games since I am back from LA and the matches are like at 4-5 AM. I watch them from tape or the highlights. Tho, when I was living in LA, I tried going every single game of Canucks vs Sharks/ Skanks.., Kings or Ducks..

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" . . . The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Yeah I remember it too. Looks OK to me too. :thumbsup: Happy showering! While singing, test how good it echos :laugh:

Seems like keeping it mum is the way to go because I have a feeling that it is not going to be the last time I feel the urge to burn this sw down...

So I have been working on a report on BO. I have worked out the query which works perfectly fine. So I have started the design with fancy charts. All is good. I constantly check if the data and the charts display the correct values. So far everything is good. Now I needed to use some tables with the same data columns. I have created the cross tab table and checked it. No good!! The chart which is above the same table uses the same columns and displays the data perfectly fine. But the cross tab is just blank... Strange.. Why it works on the chart but not on the table.. So after 30 mins trying to find this awkward behavior, I tried copying the chart again and turn the copied chart to table. Again displayed the report and works like a charm... :doh: Still I don't understand why it works on a copied table but I think I should leave work early and join Nagy..

42 :cool:

Spring has been cancelled over here as well cuz it is getting too darn hot!! 32 C[^]

How would one drive it without a windshield? Good luck plucking out the bugs from your face with a tweezers.. Don't get me wrong I am not a hater, Aston Martin is one my fav car brand but this one particularly will not make on top of my list.

I wish I have that option. Even in LA when I wanted to get a drivers license it took me 2 and half hours with the test. Btw I have just seen your profile pic. Were you about to do the harlem shake just after the photo taken? :laugh: :laugh:

I just expect the sunshines to think about the future instead of saving the day.. But I guess you are righti that will not change for a long time. I believe, when more tech involved more problems created in governmnet stuff.

"Welcome to the club my friend" :laugh: And 2 years is quite a time. I hope you enjoyed the delicious food besides all this painful stuff. I thinks it is not that different comparing to 70s. They just replaced typewriters to computers :)

I used to live in US and now I am back to my homeland Turkey which is still a third world country in my opinion. Although in papers our economy seems doing good and other stuff as well still we have tons of s*** to be done.. But your case seems more painful comparing to mine. I must admit I drove to the DMV alone and without a license. Passed the security check with the car keys and while talking to the client the car keys was on her desk while I was signing papers. :laugh:

All the clients were at their desks waiting for the update to finish as well. It is a good relaxing Friday so far for them.

So I lost my wallet 2 days ago. I have cancelled all my credit cards and stuff. Since my driver's license was in my wallet I have to renew it. From my previous experiences when I have to do something with one of the government related office the system is down or something else happens and I end up waiting more than I should). Keeping that in mind,With the motto of "early bird catches the worm" I woke up early and head out to department of motor vehicles. I made it early and was in the 6 th in line. After waiting for 30 mins, we have been notified as there is a system update and they can not process/work till its done. I thought it is going to be a short one since it is just the beginning of the day. Well, I am not a social person who can starts a conversation easily with the next person in line so I decided to read the newspaper(what else do you have better to do?!) After about 3 hours later the update was done!! I was like "Who the hell releases a system update which lasts for 3 hours in the morning while the systems need to be run?" I wonder why wouldn't they update it at midnight or during the weekend when noone needs to access it. Someone needs to teach these sunshines when to do a system update!!

Yeah I just watched it and they have plenty handy of useful features... Thanksfor the link btw.

Line them up in a straight line and shoot them all in once. Be environmentally friendly... :cool:

Line them up in a straight line and shoot them all in once. Be environmentally friendly... :cool:

I see what you did there..

Yeah I think that beats my two. It is especially longer than a minute..