Is that another nack nack joke?

MMM, I think we need a more absolute time scale - starting from the beginning of the universe. But we can't forget that the time-scale units must include constant-less conversion into units of furlongs per fortnight and of course referenced to the speed of light. Something like 1 tick = pi*D/C where "D" is the current radius of the universe in parsecs and "C" is the speed of light expressed in furlongs/fortnight. Using a time-scale such as this should simplify both web programming and the math in a unified field theory.

I thought if you programmed in C# you alrteady were in jail. :)

Some of us old-timers have actually used the binary language - but it's usually wriiten with toggle switches.

Yeah, converts to lower case is right - but don't forget it also does '@' => '`', '[' => '{', '\' => '|', ']' => '}', '^' => '-', and '_' => del. Just felt the need to punctuate it. :)