This thread is getting tedious....perhaps we should call it a knight. Pawn intended.

Any German that would spam you is a real Deutsche bag.

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Check out the new and improved Xamarin stuff in there.

Improved? Really? My God, it must have been horrible before.

His order just took oolong

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a barstool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson, Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

An unreasonable female? Hmmm, that has to be a first.

There is a driver called virtualmidisynth that may help you. You configure it with a sound font and can set the latency down to 10 milliseconds. MIDI used to work great in Windows. Alas, it is now a second class citizen.

I wonder if he's sent that check for a billion dollars to Kanye West yet? Kanye West Asks Mark Zuckerberg to Help with $53 Million Debt : People.com[^]

The question is...can you trust the government. When you see how the IRS abused its power, I think the answer is obvious: No. Any tools given to the government will be used against real and 'perceived' enemies. A 'perceived' enemy is someone you disagree with politically.

Stand by for my answer....

She didn't meet your inflated expectations?

That is staged. It couldn't happen.

I swear by the Flowbee [^] I've saved a fortune, it is so convenient, it does the job and I don't have to get creeped out by 'Maurice, I'll be your stylist today' massaging my neck (shudder).

I used to have a lot of respect for Bill Gates, but lately he's been worried about 'global warming' and artificial intelligence[^]... Really? I think he's losing it.

You obviously skipped quatum-pizza-mechanics at Star Fleet U.

You just need to retro-fit a plasma-phase-cheese-inverter and you're good to go.

9082365 wrote:

That could be a bit tricky.

I get it. You're dealing in human trafficking, drugs, illegal arms, terrorism, etc., and you don't want to get involved with law enforcement. No problem, mums the word.

If UK laws are like US laws, a felony has been committed. You should report it to the UK equivalent of the FBI.

PompeyThree wrote:

I'll get my revenge tomorrow when they're at school by logging into their Minecraft and destroying all their villages.

Yes, revenge is very good.

A good rating in Consumer Reports.