Roger Allen wrote: Not *quite* what I was hoping for! I shudder to think what you were hoping for! Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa

lol that's funny! :laugh: Here's the results I got: #1 Spooning! #2 Facesitting! #3 69! #4 Server busy? Remember your result and click here! #5 Cartwheel! #6 Missionary! #7 Standing Up! The thing is that the top 3 are frighteningly close (I know I'm giving too much away here :-O). I've never tried #5, #6 is a tad predictable (but nice sometimes) and #7 can be tricky depending on your partner. As for #4, this girl for one never does server impressions in bed. Anyone care to admit that they do? Anna :rose: "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch

"You are a perineum, half-way between a cunt and an arsehole." :-D Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

You have given me an idea for a quick app to write. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

I have to admit, I had no interest in that film but I was flicking through the channels in a hotel in Illinois a couple of years back and stumbled into it at exactly that point. I laughed so hard it hurt and rarely stopped until the film ended. Classic. Paul

You know BA is a major (like 40%) shareholder in Qantas, right? They share virtually all ground crew and facilities. The only real difference is the paintwork and the accents. So definately don't go with Qantas then. ;P Cheers James

At Amazon.com books "Pearl Harbor" gives 330 matches, and "September 11" gives 717 oh "Pearl Harbo_u_r" gicves an extra 4. [edit] 9/11 gives 919 hits [/edit] Regardz Colin J Davies Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Andreas Saurwein wrote: What drugs do they take? I don't know, but I'll buy myself 2 pounds if i ever find out. :-D Michel It is a lovely language, but it takes a very long time to say anything in it, because we do not say anything in it, unless it is worth taking a very long time to say, and to listen to. - TreeBeard

Tomasz Sowinski wrote: _http://www.shooltz.com/philips.jpg\[^\]_ Very good :-) :jig: Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Brian Delahunty wrote: visiting tucows again Me ?, no , no :~ Cheers,Joao Vaz And if your dream is to care for your family, to put food on the table, to provide them with an education and a good home, then maybe suffering through an endless, pointless, boring job will seem to have purpose. And you will realize how even a rock can change the world, simply by remaining obstinately stationary.-Shog9

Simply f***kin' brilliant!:laugh: BW {insert witty/thought-provoking saying here}

Archaic laws eh..... Reminds me of a story regarding some friends and Cambridge University. According to same friends, The University grounds are protected by some sort of Royal Warrant (or summit like that) and as such the Police cannot enter the grounds without permission. Now the story goes that while out drinking one night there was a wee bit of trouble that got a majority of the lads bundled into the back of the Police van, except one. He was perched on top of 6/8/10ft wall (accounts of the height increase depending on how much they have had to drink while retelling this story), that made up the boundary of one of the grounds/colleges. The Police spent 20mins trying to persuade him to come down so they could arrest him, as he was untouchable perched where he was, and the rest of them yelling from the back of the van telling to stay put, because they knew he was safe where he was. Strange thing is now I've written it out like this it always seems funnier when told after many beers and late at night. Stupidity dies. The end of future offspring. Evolution wins. - A Darwin Awards Haiku

Colin^Davies wrote: Maybe he shares some of his spoils with the Police ? Very likely. But I suppose he also gets the support of the locals, who regard him as somewhat of a Robin Hood, as mentioned in the article. But then again, this might only be an excuse for the incompetent and corrupt Police, if indeed they are incompetent and/or corrupt.   Regards, Rohit Sinha

Chris Losinger wrote: dude, sick. I do my best :-D David http://www.dundas.com

Yeah, and gotta love the runtime syntax errors which show only when particular branch of your script is executed. Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com Free your mind and your ass will follow.

LOL! Only if you're deaf. :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "C# is the answer to a question nobody asked." - Chris Losinger

Qantas has had a bunch of accidents. Bits falling off, a plane skidding off the end of the runway. The standard of servicing of Australian planes is excellent, however with cost cutting getting a little silly I'm never 100% sure anymore. Just last year (before they went bust) Ansett Airlines Australia had part of their fleet grounded because it was discovered the routine servicing hadn't been carried out. Even so, Qantas have never lost a plane. Qantas has an almost monopolistic hold on Australian domestic travel and for the last few years the general consensus among my friends who fly them is that service has gone downhill big time. I'm flying to Canada this Thursday and will be flying Qantas but aren't looking forward to it (my 1 other international with Qantas was not fun). If it were me I'd be trying BA. I know - not very parochial of me but I've had too many crappy domestic Qantas flights so the sooner they start getting the messages that customer service *is* important the better. cheers, Chris Maunder

I'm sticking with you on this one. ;) David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk Old Macdonald had a farm and I had it after I had the cows, I had the pigs I'm an animal shafter

Yeah, and they announced that they are going to release their new content under the title "Feel Networks". Ryan Johnston