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Hahaha..I don't think I heard quite that, but close! :laugh: A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

Is that when you use a waterboard rather than a KanBan board? "If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.

"You're one of those losers who need to blame their failures on vast conspiracies." Hitler did not want people to think for themselves, nasty conspiracies theorists he called them but that as i recal did not end to well for his people. The man who brought London the v2 rockets was also the man who put the USA on the moon, nice people but don't listen too me, it's just a conspiracies theory i pulled our my 1's and 0's mind Clearly you are the losers if anyone with your hit and run reply, have a nice day :)

This is my favorite, and it isn't even limited to work either. It actually reminds me of politicians. They like to say "we" a lot, as if they know what half the country has been through - yet they're the ones with fancy vacations and big houses, etc. Lol.

:laugh: :thumbsup: I program in Comic Sans.

I deal with a lot of disruptive technology at work - mainly unattended cellphones with loud custom ringtones that constantly go off in the middle of the workday, with the owners nowhere in sight.  :sigh: /ravi My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

In a very similar situation I was told that a professional developer can do anything. My reply: Certainly, but we are not talking about development here. It's more like archaeology. The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart. "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

I had a CEO that kept saying that customers wanted square eggs (meaning features that do not make sense to anyone but the customer which the CEO didn't want the developers to work on, even if they actually made sense)

We're playing the game of life. It constantly changes.