Buzzword Bingo

IDK, Liferay just seems like it is going to have a lot of maintenance issues... unless your company is very good about restricting which bits of the open source project your developers work on... and then there are still things like reporting capabilities, mobile phone access.. cloud access.. that you get from sharepoint...??? I'd blame it on the Brain farts.. But let's be honest, it really is more like a Methane factory between my ears some days then it is anything else... ----- "The conversations he was having with himself were becoming ominous."-.. On the radio...

Perhaps he's a Peter Drucker guru: “I have been saying for many years,” Drucker once remarked, “that we are using the word ‘guru’ only because ‘charlatan’ is too long to fit into a headline.” Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.

Typical boss.

Translation: Some students / the third world / hobbyists are about to eat our metaphorical lunch, so we need to come up with something that (on paper) they cannot or have not added to their product.

That is so "twilazy" hahaha Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

You know, it's funny but I wonder if they actually just teach this stuff in MBA classes? Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

:laugh: Thank you, that made my day ! CCu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_(Commonwealth)[^] Winners shout "House" to attract attention to their win and end the game. Apparently. Doesn't look anywhere near as much fun as Serious Sam... Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

If you toucha my base I'll breaka your face! :-D

Cloud services seem to be promising more than they can deliver at the moment (in terms of speed and reliability), and their survival seems dependent on people that don't need it, buying it. At least I haven't seen as many MS cloud commercials lately, those were mind numbing. Craigslist Troll: litaly@comcast.net "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

You owe me a new keyboard. Just spit my coffee all over this one reading your biography of the standard authors... They Call me Mister James

Google tells me it may be a paraphrased Arabic proverb. Honestly Illustrated

Swap one vowel, and its vaporized. Honestly Illustrated

You broke the algorithm. You meant, "ladies of ill e-pute". Honestly Illustrated

I've got a Red Touch Issue for them to work with. Honestly Illustrated

:D! Yeah, and then they post a new thread about it. Honestly Illustrated

Time for your Scram. Honestly Illustrated

You capitalized Human in the subject line; that's quite capitalist of you. Honestly Illustrated