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Buzzword Bingo

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  • If it ain't broken don't fix it!

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    Consulting[^]
  • Be Naked; Get Screwed

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    Is it a bad sign that I not only understand that (I think), but tend to agree with it? Grim (aka Toby) MCDBA, MCSD, MCP+SB SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue IS NOT NULL (0 row(s) affected)
  • Isn't Buzzword a buzzword? [modified]

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    I agree, it depends on the context. You can tell people to mention "buzzwords" in an interview to achieve better results at the same time as feeling important that you used the word buzzword. In reality these are all cliche buzzwords.
  • The Good HR Way

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    I assume that bug fixing was nuking the shit out of it. How about napalming the hell out of that application? "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before. My blog | My articles
  • PM Iterate!

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    ahhhhhh ... of course! <slaps forehead>
  • aaaaaaaaaarg

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    Dave Kreskowiak wrote: I just want to bitch-slap someone and say "Y'er out!". :laugh: "And that's the ballgame, folks!" "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
  • [Message Deleted]

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    Don't delete a message after someone replied. It fouls up the forums... "Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
  • And on the Adobe front, ...

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    Yes, but does it do "Windows"? :rolleyes: :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::.. Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL
  • From El'Reg posting an internal Email from Microsoft

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    Douglas Troy wrote: "All Business Groups have been asked to develop their plans to embrace this mission and create new service offerings that deliver value to customers and utilize the platform capabilities that we have today and are building for the future" I'm sorry, but we need an OMGWTFBBQ forum for that. :laugh: Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP
  • On a go-forward basis

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    is even worse :P Otherwise [Microsoft is] toast in the long term no matter how much money they've got. They would be already if the Linux community didn't have it's head so firmly up it's own command line buffer that it looks like taking 15 years to find the desktop. -- Matthew Faithfull
  • The bottomline of the story is ...

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    I work with a guy whose favourite line is similar, "At the end of the day, we ......". Whenever he uses it now, I look over at him and respond, "Look, at the end of the day, we all go home!". :) Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] Donate to help Conquer Cancer[^]
  • Outerin

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    I especially like the typo on the homepage: Outerin's ethos it to provide exceptional leading edge solutions to organisations that aspire to run their core business and to not be distracted by operational tasks that distract them from their revenue generating activities.
  • Use your imagination...

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    That's virtually an awesome post. Thanks for shari... err... wait :doh: Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero .·´¯`·->Rajesh<-·´¯`·. Codeproject.com: Visual C++ MVP
  • Synergy

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  • Issue? What Issue?....

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  • Moving goalposts

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    No VDK. That was a sarcastic note. I simply forgot to include the joke icon. :)
  • "Sign off on the process"

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    I bet that somewhere on the internet there's a forum called "IT Geeks Hall of Shame", in contrast to this one, for the business guys at which you can read opposite side of the story. It could go something like this: "We had great brainstorming meeting about interdepartmental dynamics, when suddenly two geeks, I don’t even know why they were on that meeting, interrupted us with their rambling about XML, SOAP and stuff. I had to tell them to shut the hell up because we had to ‘sign off on the process’. Those geeks…” Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren't doing anything. One of the attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they are working simply by looking at them. Very often they're sitting there seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated ideas that are scampering around in his head. (Charles M Strauss)
  • Job Hunter

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    I hope you offered them some crayons cheers, Chris Maunder CodeProject.com : C++ MVP
  • The biggest no brainer in the history of earth...

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