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    snorkie wrote: Sorry, but I only make future programmers with my wife :laugh: pick-up lines eh? I haven't met guys/programmers with a humor like this. hahaha!
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    I just can't believe I fell for it... :sigh:
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    IDUA The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. - Chris "The Mighty" Maunder
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  • I don't know where to begin...

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    destynova wrote: up words randomly in a thesaurus Those words didn't come out of a thesaurus; they came out the sore arse they use as a mouth. If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
  • "Can we action this..."

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    Danny, worry not. It's the way businesses do things these days. They pick those terms and expressions up like you'd find dog shite on a pavement in Paris. I'd like to meet the toe-rags who coined: blue sky thinking; thinking outside the box; pushing the envelope and others. I'd thank them for being assholes. If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
  • When Looking For Work ..

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    There are people who actually write that shit? Hire him. He can take the blame for everything that goes wrong. He can add it to his CV: "I am experienced in taking inbound launches of primary accountability for synergistic points of decline and demonstrable metrics of non-conformance." If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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    Why is this lying here then... it should be removed and this "group" has polluted the entire Cp forums... everywhere
  • "Engaging"

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    @RobCroll, 100% spot on and 100% engaging !!!
  • Best SharePoint Conference Buzzword (MMTI)

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    Zac Greve wrote: Managed = .NET In this case thats wrong. Managed = You can define them centrally for the farm ------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  • Could I care less?

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    I think the Quote: "I could care less" implies the follow-up phrase, "but it's too much effort to be so extremely uncaring." - Life in the fast lane is only fun if you live in a country with no speed limits. - Of all the things I have lost, it is my mind that I miss the most. - I vaguely remember having a good memory...
  • "Meaningful Use"

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    I've always been a fan of adding a touch of radioactive isotope so I can be sure the snake oil makes it into the patient. Unfortunately, I don't get to make decisions like that. I simply implement them.
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And of course... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Christian Graus wrote: when I was a sales rep That is possibly the hardest thing that I've got to read here in :bob:'s house... [www.tamautomation.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.
  • Dilbert

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  • "Intrapeneur"

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  • I have been waiting for this one a long time:

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    I had a friend approach me because he knows I program and he said he wanted to get into making apps. :) Actually, I think a lot of people that use that term are actually referring to mobile applications. But ya, I can build apps. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • Exotropic Mind... does it mean your brain is "squint"?

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  • Noted and Agreed...

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    May the force be with you.... yeah right :laugh: