The Soapbox

Caslen wrote: ...to water it down because it was too strong for you? To make it cold enough to drink, none of your stuff over there is strong, there's a lot of talk about it, but rooting in a canoe is closer to the truth. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

Don't insult the monkey. At least he wouldn't ask for codez.

News is about ratings. Networks don't care about the actual stories.

Maximilien wrote: don't use Word. Indeed. TeX is the future.

Ancient repost.

viaducting wrote: Newsjack which tickled me OOOerrrr :omg: Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real programmers don't use PL/1. PL/1 is for insecure momma's boys who can't choose between COBOL and Fortran.

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

Old, but still very funny :) Have a 5. :bob: Kristian Sixhoej Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Chili Davis My latest tip/trick: Dragging a Borderless Form[^]

Made me laugh too :-D As barmey as a sack of badgers

Heard this years ago with a buggy ride and the new husband doing the counting.

I knew the French were messed up, but why should a man go to jail because his wife is insulting people? Opacity, the new Transparency.

Reported in 2006 and again in 2009. ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

Absolutely. "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

What your wife wears in the garden apparently. ;P

It wasn't Friday yesterday, was it? If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. 'Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.' Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)

Actually, it wasn't me saying that VS2005 didn't have it. I know that 2005 is an IDE. Which is why my question was, if he's using C# doesn't he have System.Math? But, I guess looking at it, System.Math doesn't have an average function (also generally known as mean and what Linq uses). Really, though, you don't need to have a mean function to calculate the mean, it's about as basic a function as you can write. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy thinking that any version of C# had a System.Math library.

That is about when I heard it.

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