1999 joke ported to 2007 and adjusted for C#
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Joe and Mary in 1999
Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.
Joe and Mary in 2007
Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
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Joe and Mary in 1999
Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.
Joe and Mary in 2007
Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
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Joe and Mary in 1999
Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.
Joe and Mary in 2007
Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
Nish, That joke captures it perfectly. The way things are becoming more and more dumbed down for the "average" developer, soon the only people writing native code will be the folks at microsoft! Rich
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Joe and Mary in 1999
Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.
Joe and Mary in 2007
Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
Nish, I'm surprised you didn't re-write that to: Joe : I've used some C++/CLI to speed up my C# class... After all, in that C++/CLI article you wrote, the interop performance there blew away P/Invoke from C#...
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Nish, I'm surprised you didn't re-write that to: Joe : I've used some C++/CLI to speed up my C# class... After all, in that C++/CLI article you wrote, the interop performance there blew away P/Invoke from C#...
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Heh :-) Regards, Nish
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Alvaro Mendez wrote:
I've never associated P/Invoke with speed.
In jokes, they are faster than in real life :rolleyes: Regards, Nish
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Nish, That joke captures it perfectly. The way things are becoming more and more dumbed down for the "average" developer, soon the only people writing native code will be the folks at microsoft! Rich
I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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Joe and Mary in 1999
Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.
Joe and Mary in 2007
Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
hey... i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly ! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker
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hey... i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly ! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker
Chris Losinger wrote:
i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly !
The math processor? Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
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Chris Losinger wrote:
i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly !
The math processor? Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
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Joe and Mary in 1999
Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.
Joe and Mary in 2007
Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish
My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET
This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
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This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
Ed Gadziemski wrote:
Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon
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Ed Gadziemski wrote:
Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon
Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)
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Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)
If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast
Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...
David Stone wrote:
Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.
Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon
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Ed Gadziemski wrote:
Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon
Joe and Mary in 2008
Joe : We've used some P/Invoke to speed up our C# class. Mary : I'm glad we know Win API. Joe : Me, too. CP Bob : Oh Joe and Mary, you are so smart.
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David Stone wrote:
Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.
Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon
It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)
If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast
Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...
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This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.
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This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?
I agree. I prefer a sexy joke over a sexist joke anytime.
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I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!
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