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  • N Nish Nishant

    Chris Losinger wrote:

    i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly !

    The math processor? Regards, Nish

    My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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    Chris Losinger
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    yup fistp! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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      yup fistp! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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      Nish Nishant
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      Chris Losinger wrote:

      fistp!

      :-D Regards, Nish

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      • N Nish Nishant

        Joe and Mary in 1999

        Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

        Joe and Mary in 2007

        Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

        My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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        Ed Gadziemski
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        This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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        • E Ed Gadziemski

          This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Ed Gadziemski wrote:

          Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

          That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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            Ed Gadziemski wrote:

            Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

            That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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            Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

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              Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              David Stone wrote:

              Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

              Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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                Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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                Ed Gadziemski
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                Joe and Mary in 2008

                Joe : We've used some P/Invoke to speed up our C# class. Mary : I'm glad we know Win API. Joe : Me, too. CP Bob : Oh Joe and Mary, you are so smart.


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                  David Stone wrote:

                  Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

                  Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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                  David Stone
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                  It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

                  If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast

                  Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...

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                  • E Ed Gadziemski

                    This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                    hairy_hats
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                    It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                      This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                      I agree. I prefer a sexy joke over a sexist joke anytime.

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                        I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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                        Francisco Viella
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                        And don't forget the drivers for any HW!! Silver at last!!

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                          It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                          jonansie
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                          Yeah, I hope nobody draws a cartoon about this :rolleyes:

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                            This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                            Nish Nishant
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                            Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                            This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                            Mary is the Boss and Joe is her employee! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish

                            My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                              It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              :-O Jeremy Falcon

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                              • N Nish Nishant

                                Joe and Mary in 1999

                                Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

                                Joe and Mary in 2007

                                Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

                                My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                                Joel Lucsy
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                                I gotta ask, are those supposed to be jokes? They didn't make me laugh. In fact, I winced. They reminded me of old black-n-white movies where you can definitely tell its an old movie by their speech patterns.

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                                  This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                                  Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                    It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                                    Ed Gadziemski
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                                    viaduct wrote:

                                    It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

                                    How about a new CP icon for irony? I suppose Wink could be used, but I'm not sure all people understand the concept of winking to indicate that one is joking.


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                                      Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                      Ed Gadziemski
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                                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                      Men don't "fawn".

                                      If fawning leads to satisfaction of lust, I'm a fawner.


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