1999 joke ported to 2007 and adjusted for C#

[Nish Nishant]

Alvaro Mendez wrote:

I've never associated P/Invoke with speed.

In jokes, they are faster than in real life :rolleyes: Regards, Nish

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[Paul Watson]

I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

[Chris Losinger]

hey... i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly ! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

[Nish Nishant]

Chris Losinger wrote:

i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly !

The math processor? Regards, Nish

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[Chris Losinger]

yup fistp! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

[Nish Nishant]

Chris Losinger wrote:

fistp!

:-D Regards, Nish

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[Ed Gadziemski]

This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

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[Jeremy Falcon]

Ed Gadziemski wrote:

Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

[David Stone]

Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast

Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...

[Jeremy Falcon]

David Stone wrote:

Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

[Ed Gadziemski]

Joe and Mary in 2008

Joe : We've used some P/Invoke to speed up our C# class. Mary : I'm glad we know Win API. Joe : Me, too. CP Bob : Oh Joe and Mary, you are so smart.

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[David Stone]

It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast

Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...

[hairy_hats]

It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

I agree. I prefer a sexy joke over a sexist joke anytime.

[Francisco Viella]

And don't forget the drivers for any HW!! Silver at last!!

[jonansie]

Yeah, I hope nobody draws a cartoon about this :rolleyes:

[Nish Nishant]

Ed Gadziemski wrote:

This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

Mary is the Boss and Joe is her employee! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish

My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

[Jeremy Falcon]

:-O Jeremy Falcon

[Joel Lucsy]

I gotta ask, are those supposed to be jokes? They didn't make me laugh. In fact, I winced. They reminded me of old black-n-white movies where you can definitely tell its an old movie by their speech patterns.

[realJSOP]

Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001