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  • N Nish Nishant

    Joe and Mary in 1999

    Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

    Joe and Mary in 2007

    Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

    My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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    Alvaro Mendez
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    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

    I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class.

    I've never associated P/Invoke with speed. :~ Alvaro


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      Joe and Mary in 1999

      Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

      Joe and Mary in 2007

      Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

      My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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      Nish, That joke captures it perfectly. The way things are becoming more and more dumbed down for the "average" developer, soon the only people writing native code will be the folks at microsoft! Rich

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        Joe and Mary in 1999

        Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

        Joe and Mary in 2007

        Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

        My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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        Judah Gabriel Himango
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        Nish, I'm surprised you didn't re-write that to: Joe : I've used some C++/CLI to speed up my C# class... After all, in that C++/CLI article you wrote, the interop performance there blew away P/Invoke from C#...

        Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Connor's Christmas Spectacular! Judah Himango

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          Nish, I'm surprised you didn't re-write that to: Joe : I've used some C++/CLI to speed up my C# class... After all, in that C++/CLI article you wrote, the interop performance there blew away P/Invoke from C#...

          Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Connor's Christmas Spectacular! Judah Himango

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          Nish Nishant
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          Heh :-) Regards, Nish

          My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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          • A Alvaro Mendez

            Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

            I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class.

            I've never associated P/Invoke with speed. :~ Alvaro


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            Nish Nishant
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            Alvaro Mendez wrote:

            I've never associated P/Invoke with speed.

            In jokes, they are faster than in real life :rolleyes: Regards, Nish

            My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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            • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

              Nish, That joke captures it perfectly. The way things are becoming more and more dumbed down for the "average" developer, soon the only people writing native code will be the folks at microsoft! Rich

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              Paul Watson
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              I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Joe and Mary in 1999

                Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

                Joe and Mary in 2007

                Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

                My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                hey... i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly ! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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                • C Chris Losinger

                  hey... i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly ! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  Chris Losinger wrote:

                  i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly !

                  The math processor? Regards, Nish

                  My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    Chris Losinger wrote:

                    i spent all weekend staring at x87 assembly !

                    The math processor? Regards, Nish

                    My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                    Chris Losinger
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                    yup fistp! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      yup fistp! Cleek | Image Toolkits | Thumbnail maker

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                      Nish Nishant
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                      Chris Losinger wrote:

                      fistp!

                      :-D Regards, Nish

                      My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Joe and Mary in 1999

                        Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

                        Joe and Mary in 2007

                        Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

                        My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                        Ed Gadziemski
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                        This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                        • E Ed Gadziemski

                          This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                          Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                          That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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                            Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                            Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                            That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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                            Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

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                              Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              David Stone wrote:

                              Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

                              Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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                                Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                                Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                                That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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                                Ed Gadziemski
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                                Joe and Mary in 2008

                                Joe : We've used some P/Invoke to speed up our C# class. Mary : I'm glad we know Win API. Joe : Me, too. CP Bob : Oh Joe and Mary, you are so smart.


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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  David Stone wrote:

                                  Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

                                  Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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                                  David Stone
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                                  It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

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                                  • E Ed Gadziemski

                                    This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                                    hairy_hats
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                                    It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                                    • E Ed Gadziemski

                                      This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      I agree. I prefer a sexy joke over a sexist joke anytime.

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                                        I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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                                        Francisco Viella
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                                        And don't forget the drivers for any HW!! Silver at last!!

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                                        • H hairy_hats

                                          It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                                          jonansie
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                                          Yeah, I hope nobody draws a cartoon about this :rolleyes:

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