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  • N Nish Nishant

    Joe and Mary in 1999

    Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

    Joe and Mary in 2007

    Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

    My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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    Ed Gadziemski
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    This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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      This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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      Jeremy Falcon
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      Ed Gadziemski wrote:

      Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

      That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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        Ed Gadziemski wrote:

        Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

        That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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        David Stone
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        Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

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          Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          David Stone wrote:

          Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

          Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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            Ed Gadziemski wrote:

            Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

            That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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            Ed Gadziemski
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            Joe and Mary in 2008

            Joe : We've used some P/Invoke to speed up our C# class. Mary : I'm glad we know Win API. Joe : Me, too. CP Bob : Oh Joe and Mary, you are so smart.


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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              David Stone wrote:

              Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

              Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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              David Stone
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              It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

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                This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                hairy_hats
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                It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                • E Ed Gadziemski

                  This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                  I agree. I prefer a sexy joke over a sexist joke anytime.

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                  • P Paul Watson

                    I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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                    Francisco Viella
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                    And don't forget the drivers for any HW!! Silver at last!!

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                    • H hairy_hats

                      It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                      jonansie
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                      Yeah, I hope nobody draws a cartoon about this :rolleyes:

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                      • E Ed Gadziemski

                        This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                        This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                        Mary is the Boss and Joe is her employee! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish

                        My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                          It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          :-O Jeremy Falcon

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                          • N Nish Nishant

                            Joe and Mary in 1999

                            Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

                            Joe and Mary in 2007

                            Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

                            My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                            Joel Lucsy
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                            I gotta ask, are those supposed to be jokes? They didn't make me laugh. In fact, I winced. They reminded me of old black-n-white movies where you can definitely tell its an old movie by their speech patterns.

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                              This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                              Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                                Ed Gadziemski
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                                viaduct wrote:

                                It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

                                How about a new CP icon for irony? I suppose Wink could be used, but I'm not sure all people understand the concept of winking to indicate that one is joking.


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                                  Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  Ed Gadziemski
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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  Men don't "fawn".

                                  If fawning leads to satisfaction of lust, I'm a fawner.


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