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1999 joke ported to 2007 and adjusted for C#

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  • D David Stone

    Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism. ;)

    If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast

    Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...

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    Jeremy Falcon
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    David Stone wrote:

    Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

    Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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    • J Jeremy Falcon

      Ed Gadziemski wrote:

      Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

      That would still be sexist now wouldn't it. :) Jeremy Falcon

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      Ed Gadziemski
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      Joe and Mary in 2008

      Joe : We've used some P/Invoke to speed up our C# class. Mary : I'm glad we know Win API. Joe : Me, too. CP Bob : Oh Joe and Mary, you are so smart.


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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        David Stone wrote:

        Right, but at least it would be ACLU/NOW-approved sexism.

        Which isn't any better than the sexism of old. Turning tables is not getting rid of it. Jeremy Falcon

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        David Stone
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        It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

        If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast

        Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...

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        • E Ed Gadziemski

          This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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          hairy_hats
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          It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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          • E Ed Gadziemski

            This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            I agree. I prefer a sexy joke over a sexist joke anytime.

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            • P Paul Watson

              I think you'll find at least a handful of developers at a handful of other companies (Sun, Apple, IBM, Oracle etc.) who still write native code :) regards, Paul Watson Ireland Feed Henry! K(arl) wrote: oh, and BTW, CHRISTIAN ISN'T A PARADOX, HE IS A TASMANIAN!

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              Francisco Viella
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              And don't forget the drivers for any HW!! Silver at last!!

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              • H hairy_hats

                It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                jonansie
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                Yeah, I hope nobody draws a cartoon about this :rolleyes:

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                • E Ed Gadziemski

                  This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                  Nish Nishant
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                  Ed Gadziemski wrote:

                  This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?

                  Mary is the Boss and Joe is her employee! :rolleyes: Regards, Nish

                  My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                  • D David Stone

                    It was a joke, Jeremy. Ergo the winking smiley. ;)

                    If dreams are like movies Then memories are films about ghosts You can never escape You can only move south down the coast

                    Hey Mrs. Potter, don't cry...

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    :-O Jeremy Falcon

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                    • N Nish Nishant

                      Joe and Mary in 1999

                      Joe : I've used some inline asm to speed up that function. Mary : Joe, you know assembly? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart.

                      Joe and Mary in 2007

                      Joe : I've used some P/Invoke to speed up my C# class. Mary : Joe, you know Win API? Joe : Yeah, I do. Mary : Oh Joe, you are so smart. Regards, Nish

                      My blog : Nish’s thoughts on MFC, C++/CLI and .NET

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                      Joel Lucsy
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                      I gotta ask, are those supposed to be jokes? They didn't make me laugh. In fact, I winced. They reminded me of old black-n-white movies where you can definitely tell its an old movie by their speech patterns.

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                      • E Ed Gadziemski

                        This joke is sexist. Why isn't it Mary writing the code and Joe fawning over how smart she is?


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                        realJSOP
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                        Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • H hairy_hats

                          It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

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                          Ed Gadziemski
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                          viaduct wrote:

                          It's about as sexist as my pencil sharpener. How about Joe writing the code and John fawning over him? Some people will read offence into anything.

                          How about a new CP icon for irony? I suppose Wink could be used, but I'm not sure all people understand the concept of winking to indicate that one is joking.


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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            Men don't "fawn". They "lust", and it has nothing to do with a woman's brains. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                            Ed Gadziemski
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                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            Men don't "fawn".

                            If fawning leads to satisfaction of lust, I'm a fawner.


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